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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
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This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Tax-chick
"I just don't want the library books to get wet." Finally, a good use for those plastic grocery bags!
9,501
posted on
11/29/2005 5:34:29 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
We put diapers in the plastic grocery bags. The bags aren't strong enough to carry library books!
9,502
posted on
11/29/2005 5:40:33 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: sionnsar; King Prout
RE: Harry Potter & Goblet of Fire
Did y'all read the book? IMNSHO, the book is much better, and the lack of (gravitas?) in Dumbledore is disturbing in the movie...this guy is supposed to be *the* most powerful wizard alive, the only person Voldemort is afraid of, and Dumbledore seems...inexperienced. He would never have to raise his voice to order his students, he wouldn't be nearly as surprised by things as he appears, etc.
Otherwise, visually well done.
To: Dawsonville_Doc
Perceptive analysis, Doc.
If one were to set out to create a character for the most powerful wizard, the one portrayed does seem a little undermanned.
However, I was just thinking that in all likelihood, Dumbledore fell into his job through happenstance, like most of us. Perhaps he isn't a perfect fit for it.
I guess like most of us, J. K. has no difficulty describing the actions and motivations of those who are evil, but real personalities have a quixotic quirkiness to them that makes them more challenging to capture.
9,504
posted on
11/29/2005 6:37:36 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
We made it to the library and back without being rained on. Now I'm ready for the wind to shift and the temperature to drop 30 degrees.
9,505
posted on
11/29/2005 8:40:57 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
"Now I'm ready for the wind to shift and the temperature to drop 30 degrees." And for a magical nanny to come floating down on an umbrella.
9,506
posted on
11/29/2005 8:45:47 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
a magical nanny to come floating down on an umbrella In my dreams ...
I see you're working on the wind -- it went from south to north and back again a couple of times in the last 10 minutes, while I was feeding James some mush and watching the weathervane! It's still too hot, though.
9,507
posted on
11/29/2005 9:00:45 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: All
9,508
posted on
11/29/2005 9:04:06 AM PST
by
Tulsa Brian
(comforting the afflicted and afflicting the comfortable...)
To: NicknamedBob
Ah, there goes the temperature, now. Good job!
9,509
posted on
11/29/2005 9:05:24 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tulsa Brian
9,510
posted on
11/29/2005 9:05:40 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
9,511
posted on
11/29/2005 9:08:29 AM PST
by
Tulsa Brian
(comforting the afflicted and afflicting the comfortable...)
To: Tulsa Brian
Very well. We were invited to a wedding in Tulsa this coming weekend, but unfortunately couldn't make it.
9,512
posted on
11/29/2005 9:09:57 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope it's nothing more serious than a previous engagement.
We recently had a spate of fires here in eastern Oklahoma and a pretty nasty windstorm a couple nights ago to help spread it around.
To: Tulsa Brian
Just too far to go this time of year, especially at short notice.
Sorry about the fires. Dry summer and fall, I suppose? I talked to a friend in Grove last week, and she didn't mention fires.
9,514
posted on
11/29/2005 9:18:49 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
Drought for the last six years, really.
Broken Arrow, Okmulgee and north of Tulsa, around Sperry were hit hardest. Good thing Bob Lorton didn't get his home toasted. Otherwise we'd all be made to pay for it in the form of a new tax (sort of like Great Plains Airlines).
To: NicknamedBob
I'm back.
Been busy.
And had this in my head:
"In the meadow we can build a snowman. We'll pretend that he is Orson Wells. He'll says "There are martians" we'll say "AUUUUGH!" and panic as we run around the town."
9,516
posted on
11/29/2005 9:34:04 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Tulsa Brian
Local politics as usual!
A lot of the people I knew in Broken Arrow moved in 2002-03, when the telecom industries crashed and oil was down.
9,517
posted on
11/29/2005 9:38:37 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
Yup. I'd leave too. City council's not breaking a sweat in trying to attract business to the area. Neither is Brad Henry. *sigh*
To: Tax-chick
"... there goes the temperature, now. Good job!" Much as I would like to take credit for your enjoyment of the weather, it is important to realize that weather modification will be as difficult a battle as the current military entanglements, with the same kind of long-range planning and spending.
The key to weather lies in three things: Incoming sunlight, atmospheric circulation, and ocean currents.
My plans clearly would have an effect on incoming sunlight, called insolation. The most positive aspects of our controls could well be in the adjustment of atmospheric circulation. Essentially, it is our hope to use the same energy in a more diverse and comfortable way.
If there is a factor which could be negatively affected, it would be deep ocean currents. These are attributed as the precursors of massive climactic change, and it seems obvious to me that more study is required. Proper adjustments could bring amelioration of weather extremes, but the wrong action could also trigger a new ice age.
While this would be a concern, I feel confident it could be dealt with. At least it would be clear that we had a global, combined goal. The current hodge-podge of competing interests in climactic change are very challenging, since each wants what the other does not.
9,519
posted on
11/29/2005 9:47:42 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Tulsa Brian
9,520
posted on
11/29/2005 9:48:57 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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