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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.
Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar
I'm afraid he's been around too many Zots!
And goodnight, everyone! Very long day for me.
9,481
posted on
11/28/2005 5:55:11 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: NicknamedBob
They may want to ground you. Oof! LOL
9,482
posted on
11/28/2005 5:57:10 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
To: NicknamedBob
But it does begin to look like I need a grounded mat.
9,483
posted on
11/28/2005 6:02:21 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
To: sionnsar
"I decree that, from this day forward, you shall not fail to grasp the cold water pipe before touching any computer equipment."
9,484
posted on
11/28/2005 6:02:46 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
To: HKMk23
Yah. All they need to do is to install a cold water pipe in my office.
Oh well. Have re-arranged the laptop directories so I can start the usual backup onto CDs.
9,485
posted on
11/28/2005 6:26:02 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
To: Monkey Face
actually, I'm on my home rig.
she'll be back tomorrow eve.
be sure to pester her to upload the two pics she took of me and Mad Bastard
9,486
posted on
11/28/2005 6:42:09 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
9,487
posted on
11/28/2005 6:42:48 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: All
a note on the new Hairy Pothead movie: The Gobbet of Phlegm
good. not as happy as the first three. darker. people die. The Weasely is still a hapless goof. Hermione is showing signs of becoming a respectably cute woman. Hairy's voice still cracks. Not much of that little snot Malfoy.
More than the others, this one felt like the opening strains of a longer opus.
worth seeing, but not for tykes.
'nite, all
9,488
posted on
11/28/2005 6:48:01 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: All; yall
Don't know what's happened, but my connection rate seems to have dropped to the vicinity of 1200 bps, so I am out of here for the night.
9,489
posted on
11/28/2005 6:52:30 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
To: King Prout
good. not as happy as the first three. darker. people die. The Weasely is still a hapless goof. Hermione is showing signs of becoming a respectably cute woman. Hairy's voice still cracks. Not much of that little snot Malfoy. More than the others, this one felt like the opening strains of a longer opus. worth seeing, but not for tykes. IMHO somehow not as enjoyable as the others. Weasely is rather out of character, but Hermione cute? I dunno; IMHO becoming less so. Malfoy putdown a bit heavyhanded (or not heavyhanded enough). All characters seemed a bit thin in this one but teen angst, yes it's there.
A bit of logic seemed missing too. I thought each round was an elimination round -- was I wrong? Nobody got eliminated for failure to complete, instead in one round they just got ranked 1st/2nd/etc. ... Did I misunderstand?
Glad I saw it, but DEFINITELY not one for the tykes.
9,490
posted on
11/28/2005 7:19:17 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
To: sionnsar
"... it does begin to look like I need a grounded mat." It wouldn't surprise me if they decided to drape you in tinsel -- in keeping with the Season!
9,491
posted on
11/28/2005 7:31:48 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
I amnae faery. Ye tinsel me at yer ane risk an' ye may be zappit tae boot!
9,492
posted on
11/28/2005 8:02:28 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
To: sionnsar
"Tinsel! It's not just for decorations!" -- The Santa Clause
9,493
posted on
11/28/2005 8:14:35 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: sionnsar
"Tinsel! It's not just for decorations!" -- The Santa Clause
Aye! An' I'll nay try to cuittle ye!
9,494
posted on
11/28/2005 8:18:57 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Gosh, I hang around for a few minutes, I could get 9,500.
Weird weather here, upper 60's and rain.
9,495
posted on
11/29/2005 4:52:36 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
Well, first I have to get my equipment and satellites into orbit, and then I'll do something about the weather.
Good Morning, T-C.
9,496
posted on
11/29/2005 5:11:29 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Morning, Bob! I'd like it to be sunny from 9:00-10:30 a.m., and then increasing clouds and cold through the afternoon, please. Rain overnight, and sun tomorrow.
9,497
posted on
11/29/2005 5:13:37 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
You may , of course, add that weather request to the others, and send it in the same manner that Pooh uses.
It is as effective a system as any other.
I always want the rain to occur in the middle of the night. It is so refreshing to wake up to a world sparkling with newness!
9,498
posted on
11/29/2005 5:31:08 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
And mud puddles. I just don't want the library books to get wet.
9,499
posted on
11/29/2005 5:32:02 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
9,500
posted on
11/29/2005 5:32:20 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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