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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

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Accept your fate.

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To: King Prout
just so's y'all know - the Mad Basatard's core IS undamaged, and he can and will be resurrected

Good news!

9,401 posted on 11/28/2005 12:33:33 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar
"...in Sweden they'd go out on the lakes in winter to practice..."

Some folks do that here, and end up practising SCUBA techniques too.

I was thinking of an empty parking lot.

9,402 posted on 11/28/2005 12:40:55 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I suspect the lakes freeze a bit harder in Sweden...


9,403 posted on 11/28/2005 12:42:39 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob

That would be my guess, too. In a lot of Northern Climes, the lakes are used as "ice roads" in the winter.


9,404 posted on 11/28/2005 12:48:28 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

It's good to see that Canada will get a chance to restore liberty and sanity, the election that follows will provide a litmus test for the future of liberalism in the Western World - as Canada (and indeed like Ireland to a lesser extent) is a bridge between the Anglosphere and the Eurosphere, due to it's French and Anglo-Irish heritage.

I mentioned Ireland because it's both Anglosphere due to it's spoken language and it's cultural ties with the other Anglosphere countries, and Eurosphere because of a degree of cultural and political interchange with continental Europe.


9,405 posted on 11/28/2005 12:49:27 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Sounds like it's Vegas, with Hobbes.
;-)



BTW,you are handling the cold really well.


9,406 posted on 11/28/2005 12:51:33 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

I have longjohns on under my jeans, a long-sleeved T-shirt, a flannel shirt and two pairs of socks. My patio door is still open two inches, and the bedroom window is open 4".

Hobbes likes my lap today. It's warm. Her fur coat is not heavy enough for this kind of cold. Any other time, she would avoid anything up close and personal like the plague.


9,407 posted on 11/28/2005 12:56:10 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
I have longjohns on under my jeans

Long John Silver.

9,408 posted on 11/28/2005 12:59:07 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL.

You've found her weak spot!


9,409 posted on 11/28/2005 1:00:26 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

It would seem so. She hadn't taken up her perch by the door today, so I guess she doesn't like the cold air that is coming in.


9,410 posted on 11/28/2005 1:02:31 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

There is a fast food fish place here called Long John Silver's...I go there once every 18 months because I don't like fish.

But once in a while....


9,411 posted on 11/28/2005 1:03:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Do you think the new government will let me buy Manitoba?

You have to start somewhere.


9,412 posted on 11/28/2005 1:04:35 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Monkey Face

Isn't it strange that a seafood place is named after a pirate....


9,413 posted on 11/28/2005 1:06:29 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

Why not, Alaska was a bargain - the Russians must be kicking themselves!!


9,414 posted on 11/28/2005 1:08:24 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face

I think it's strange that a chicken place is named after Popeye. The sailor.


9,415 posted on 11/28/2005 1:09:28 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Isn't it strange that there is a name Popeye?


9,416 posted on 11/28/2005 1:12:27 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

Or a church...


9,417 posted on 11/28/2005 1:12:44 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Or even a colonel.


9,418 posted on 11/28/2005 1:13:03 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I don't even want all of it.

They can keep what they consider to be the most valuable part, the lower section around Winnipeg.

I want the upper part, with the occasional ocean access.

(And the Nuclear Industry.)


9,419 posted on 11/28/2005 1:13:35 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Paraphrasing: 'A litmus test for the rest of the Western World.'


Canada the Canary.

Now I'm really mad!

Not at you, at my country, and I'm going to work my butt of to get rid of these corrupt despots running my country!



9,420 posted on 11/28/2005 1:14:41 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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