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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: tuliptree76; Alice au Wonderland

Don't mind Alice - she doesn't seem to realize there is a difference between drinking and sucking.


8,981 posted on 11/25/2005 6:43:40 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

The turkey was good. Since there were just a few of us, I only cooked a turkey breast. I didn't invest in a whole turkey.


8,982 posted on 11/25/2005 6:43:47 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76

I think it's most probably a fetish.


8,983 posted on 11/25/2005 6:43:52 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: tuliptree76
Is this a business or hobby?

Pleasure!!

8,984 posted on 11/25/2005 6:44:39 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
The last time I tried to give it a physical... it tried to remove my fingers resulting in emergency skin grafts. And it was only a day old at the time.

You are on your own with this one.

8,985 posted on 11/25/2005 6:44:57 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Harmless Teddy Bear; Irish_Thatcherite
I wouldn't put money on it.

Gah! Run!

8,986 posted on 11/25/2005 6:45:30 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76

Have any turkey milk?


8,987 posted on 11/25/2005 6:45:34 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

ROFLOL!


8,988 posted on 11/25/2005 6:46:38 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76

And put on your long underwear with the built-in kevlar support bra and chastity belt!


8,989 posted on 11/25/2005 6:47:42 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Have any turkey milk?

No. I just have some homogenized cow milk in the fridge.

8,990 posted on 11/25/2005 6:47:53 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Not a fetish - squirrel milk is just nourishing.
8,991 posted on 11/25/2005 6:47:57 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

Cow milk is soooo passe!!


8,992 posted on 11/25/2005 6:49:14 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
And put on your long underwear with the built-in kevlar support bra and chastity belt!

I've been wearing those all day. ;-)

8,993 posted on 11/25/2005 6:49:15 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Definitely a fetish. A milk fetish.


8,994 posted on 11/25/2005 6:50:14 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Goat milk is better. But goats bite.


8,995 posted on 11/25/2005 6:50:22 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
And put on your long underwear with the built-in kevlar support bra and chastity belt!

Speaking of fetishes.....

8,996 posted on 11/25/2005 6:50:41 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

All this talk about milk is making me crave cookies


8,997 posted on 11/25/2005 6:51:15 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: tuliptree76

Oh, good. Preparedness is a virtue!


8,998 posted on 11/25/2005 6:51:43 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Goat milk is better. But goats bite.

I'll bite the goat back!!

8,999 posted on 11/25/2005 6:52:08 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Which, btw, is how all of this got started. 'Face made some cookies---chocolate chip----there might be some left in the kitchen.


9,000 posted on 11/25/2005 6:52:57 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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