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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I would imagine that the squirrels would prefer that their own government oversee the production, processing, and marketing (each with its own set of conflicting requirements) of the squirrel dairy industry, as they have done with the rat dairy industry (and we are all fully aware of the success of that enterprise). ---KODT sends


8,941 posted on 11/25/2005 6:16:08 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Close encounters of the fourth kind?


8,942 posted on 11/25/2005 6:16:09 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Dawsonville_Doc

Oh, S$$t! -----KP sends


8,943 posted on 11/25/2005 6:17:29 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Planned Economy for squirrels?


8,944 posted on 11/25/2005 6:17:55 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Hi HTB! Anything new and exciting to report? How's the bunitty?


8,945 posted on 11/25/2005 6:18:38 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I did not have close encounters of the fourth kind with that woman, Deanna Troi.


8,946 posted on 11/25/2005 6:19:21 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Ever try bunitty milk?


8,947 posted on 11/25/2005 6:20:19 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

If you plan to do it on the cheap, so much the better!


8,948 posted on 11/25/2005 6:20:32 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Harmless Teddy Bear; tuliptree76; Irish_Thatcherite; Dawsonville_Doc; ...

I gotta go to bed, kiddies...sleep well, all of you, and I'll see you tomorrow!

XO


8,949 posted on 11/25/2005 6:21:12 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hi, IT.


8,950 posted on 11/25/2005 6:21:44 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
You will NOT try to milk the bunitty.

It is sleeping off a scotch egg gorge and does not like to be disturbed.

8,951 posted on 11/25/2005 6:22:17 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Monkey Face

Seeya Face!!


8,952 posted on 11/25/2005 6:22:19 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Good night, Monkey Face!
Good night, Aaron!
Good night, John boy!


8,953 posted on 11/25/2005 6:22:24 PM PST by Dawsonville_Doc
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Harmless Teddy Bear

Nope! I'm attached to my fingers and all other exposed body parts (literally, figuratively, emotionally, and metaphorically, of course).


8,954 posted on 11/25/2005 6:22:24 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

Sleep well Face!


8,955 posted on 11/25/2005 6:23:13 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Monkey Face

Night 'Face! Thanks for the cookies! And the whole moo!


8,956 posted on 11/25/2005 6:23:20 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
If you plan to do it on the cheap, so much the better!

Outsourcing to other species, hmmm....

8,957 posted on 11/25/2005 6:23:24 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

'Night, Face.


8,958 posted on 11/25/2005 6:24:01 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Alice au Wonderland

I want bunitty milk - I'm tired of ostrich milk!!


8,959 posted on 11/25/2005 6:25:19 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Well, it seemed that you were the logical choice, seeing as you have experience with the husbandry, milking, and consumption of squirrels and their by-products.....


8,960 posted on 11/25/2005 6:25:59 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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