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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Dawsonville_Doc

You are.. er... nuts.


8,921 posted on 11/25/2005 6:02:14 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

The soliloquy has visual aids, at least ;-)

(It's an Invader Zim thing)


8,922 posted on 11/25/2005 6:03:17 PM PST by Dawsonville_Doc
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To: All; everyone
I'll see you all later.

I'm going to watch "War of the Worlds".

With Tom Cruise.

Hee,hee.





(Get out of the closet, Tom!)

Nite all.

:-)
8,923 posted on 11/25/2005 6:03:20 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Incoming.


8,924 posted on 11/25/2005 6:04:09 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
squirrel milk tastes like crap!!!

KODT would like to know what you are doing sucking on squirrels. How did you get enough milk to know what it tastes like. What? Do you have a herd of squirrels? How many squirrels do you have to milk in order to get a pail of milk?

Do they like it? *waggling eyebrows*

8,925 posted on 11/25/2005 6:04:55 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
You are.. er... nuts.

Hehehehehe...King Prout can attest to that...he's known me long enough to know.

8,926 posted on 11/25/2005 6:05:12 PM PST by Dawsonville_Doc
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To: fanfan

By all means, help yourself. We have plenty of leftover pizza, too, so belly up to the bar.


8,927 posted on 11/25/2005 6:05:54 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
It is official. Canada has lost it's collective mind.

Canadian Parliament Asked To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "Et" Civilizations

8,928 posted on 11/25/2005 6:06:58 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: King Prout; Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland; fanfan; Irish_Thatcherite; All

Hi everyone.

I'm back from the library.


8,929 posted on 11/25/2005 6:08:04 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Squirrel milk?

I object! We were promised dog or higher!

8,930 posted on 11/25/2005 6:08:08 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Dawsonville_Doc

Per KP, He will see you for mortal combat at the Great Butt on Mercury for a true battle of the planets.


8,931 posted on 11/25/2005 6:08:17 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

KODT says that squirrels are higher; dogs don't go into trees.


8,932 posted on 11/25/2005 6:09:29 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: tuliptree76

Hiya!

Just as I'm about ready to go to bed...:o|


8,933 posted on 11/25/2005 6:09:30 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

There are EU grants for squirrel dairying, I don't know if squirrels like it - does it matter?


8,934 posted on 11/25/2005 6:10:39 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Awww okay, face.


8,935 posted on 11/25/2005 6:12:44 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Alice au Wonderland
He will see you for mortal combat at the Great Butt on Mercury for a true battle of the planets.

Ok, but I'm bringing the piggies...

8,936 posted on 11/25/2005 6:12:57 PM PST by Dawsonville_Doc
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; fanfan
Canadian Parliament Asked To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "Et" Civilizations

Are they the same kind of relations Bubba was speaking of during the whole Monica thing?

8,937 posted on 11/25/2005 6:14:31 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
He never met my Trixie.

Yes, the stupid mutt would climb trees.

8,938 posted on 11/25/2005 6:15:18 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: tuliptree76

Howya tulip!!


8,939 posted on 11/25/2005 6:15:24 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Dawsonville_Doc

I see.


8,940 posted on 11/25/2005 6:16:07 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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