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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: sionnsar

What did you change?


8,721 posted on 11/24/2005 5:15:43 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Yes, he's very cute ... and has two more months to be the Most Wonderful Baby ever, before his replacement arrives to ruin it :-).


8,722 posted on 11/24/2005 5:16:24 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

Ain't that the truth!


8,723 posted on 11/24/2005 5:20:22 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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king prout has just been ownded by primus and secundus in a game of Risk. There is a God. KODT sends


8,724 posted on 11/24/2005 5:20:55 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Happy Birthday to # ......


your second child.

:-D


8,725 posted on 11/24/2005 5:21:41 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Secundus says thank you.


8,726 posted on 11/24/2005 5:27:04 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Poor Prout.


8,727 posted on 11/24/2005 5:29:48 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Nah...The neighbor brings his pugs over every day to get their little puppy treat, and that's as close to a friend that Hobbes needs for now. At least until I have more room. She usually keeps the rocking chair between her and The Boys...she can see them "up close" without danger of being played with.


8,728 posted on 11/24/2005 5:31:23 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

Bwahahahahahahahaha! The hours of training endured by primus and secundus have paid off!!! Bwahahahahahahaha!


8,729 posted on 11/24/2005 5:31:36 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

YAH! KODT can come stay with me any ol' time she wants!


8,730 posted on 11/24/2005 5:32:32 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Can I bring the horses? --KODT sends


8,731 posted on 11/24/2005 5:33:32 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

LOL!
WOO-HOO!


8,732 posted on 11/24/2005 5:33:52 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Bring anything(s) you'd feel lost without. Just so they are potty trained. :o]


8,733 posted on 11/24/2005 5:34:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Prout is stalking through the house, pouting and swearing. God is good.


8,734 posted on 11/24/2005 5:35:14 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, we just finished eating...and although I only ate about 2000 or 2100 calories today, it's more than I have eaten in a long time...I feel so stuffed...but it tasted so good.

Both of my boys showed up for dinner! Amazing! No fussing at all today. Good food, good family, a blessed thanksgiving! Thank you, Lord!


8,735 posted on 11/24/2005 5:35:58 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Monkey Face

We're going to need a BIG potty!----KODT sends


8,736 posted on 11/24/2005 5:36:05 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL.

Our indoor cat has to live with 3 dogs.




8,737 posted on 11/24/2005 5:36:33 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

Hey, what was/is dessert?


8,738 posted on 11/24/2005 5:37:22 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

LOL!


8,739 posted on 11/24/2005 5:38:21 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

Life is short. Eat dessert first. ----KODT sends


8,740 posted on 11/24/2005 5:38:59 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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