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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Tax-chick

Awwww!

So cute.


8,701 posted on 11/24/2005 4:51:46 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

James has a high opinion of himself.


8,702 posted on 11/24/2005 4:52:25 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
I wish that we used the 1928 exclusively, but right now we're stuck with the modern BCP, ugly language and all.

Our canons call for the 1928, but allow the Anglican Missal. A priest who tried to use the '79 would no doubt be getting a phone call from the Archbishop in short order...

8,703 posted on 11/24/2005 4:52:43 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Which was.....?


8,704 posted on 11/24/2005 4:53:02 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
Maybe your Webber is trying to cook the turkey at 26kbps.

That's it!! *\;-)

Seriously there were some small changes to the setup this year; I'm trying to evaluate which might be responsible.

8,705 posted on 11/24/2005 4:54:10 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: fanfan

I only ate one spoon of everything, but TWO home made rolls, and two small slices of turkey. Since I can't drive when the sun goes down, I had to leave before dessert. BUT! I brought some with me.

I haven't seen these "kids" since 1986...


8,706 posted on 11/24/2005 4:55:21 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Tax-chick

What a wonderfully developed sense of self James has! You must be a good mommy.

We have a picture somewhere of one of the boys. Whichever one it was, he was probably about two and a half. He had fallen asleep on the sofa while eating a sandwich. There he was, slumped over to one side, out cold, with the half eaten sandwich drooping from his mouth. We figured that we'd better get a picture of it for the future, so that we can embarrass him in front of his girlfriend-----When he's thirty!


8,707 posted on 11/24/2005 4:55:24 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!


8,708 posted on 11/24/2005 4:56:14 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

I shall tell him!


8,709 posted on 11/24/2005 4:57:07 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

Ah, what we call that acting like a python.


8,710 posted on 11/24/2005 4:58:43 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Tax-chick

Woohoo!


8,711 posted on 11/24/2005 4:59:04 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Puppies are cuter. I can sleep with a puppy. I wouldn't want to even lie down in the same house with a python...


8,712 posted on 11/24/2005 5:01:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

Something along the lines of "when the turkey's ass blows up, it's done".


8,713 posted on 11/24/2005 5:01:37 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL!
I thought you were going to tell us Hobbes had a new playmate.

:-D


8,714 posted on 11/24/2005 5:05:05 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: All

Time to frost the birthday cake. Child # 2 turned 10 this morning.


8,715 posted on 11/24/2005 5:06:15 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Tax-chick

Sounds like he is right.

;-)


8,716 posted on 11/24/2005 5:06:29 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Thats raunchy?


Heeheehee.

ok.


8,717 posted on 11/24/2005 5:07:30 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: sionnsar

the way to grill a turkey is drink the beer and eat hotdogs - KODT sends


8,718 posted on 11/24/2005 5:12:55 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I don't think any of ours has actually fallen asleep with food in his mouth!


8,719 posted on 11/24/2005 5:14:42 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: fanfan

Crude, not raunchy. Popping turkeys is raunchy! LOL


8,720 posted on 11/24/2005 5:15:08 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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