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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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To: Irish_Thatcherite

'Night, IT!


8,661 posted on 11/24/2005 3:27:58 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Tax-chick; fanfan; Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face; sionnsar

Our turkey popped earlier than expected, so we ate early and often! The carcass has been picked over and put in the pot with the pan drippings to become stock. The stock is simmering nicely.

Sionn, which chants? We still do chants as part of our morning prayer services and the rare 5th Sunday services which are conducted out of the old BCP.


8,662 posted on 11/24/2005 3:55:28 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: sionnsar

I'd give my eye-teeth for a grill during the summer months.


8,663 posted on 11/24/2005 3:56:33 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: sionnsar

Hello!
you got that bird out and on the table, yet?

I just got back. The drive was nice. I felt wierd being the "great-great-aunt" but I hardly knew the little ones were there. I think altogether there were 35 bodies in the double-wide (yes, parts of my family are STILL "trailer-trash!") and I just sat and watched the well-oiled machine go to work.

Three siblings and their kids and grandkids...they get together often, so they have the entire meal-thingy set up like a mini-buffet...everyone knows what to do.

And they are all excellent cooks!


8,664 posted on 11/24/2005 3:59:00 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Sounds like you had a good time! I'm seriously considering not eating until Christmas, I feel so stuffed!


8,665 posted on 11/24/2005 4:00:34 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: MEG33; All

For those of us still awake


8,666 posted on 11/24/2005 4:01:12 PM PST by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Sionn, which chants? We still do chants as part of our morning prayer services and the rare 5th Sunday services which are conducted out of the old BCP.

Hymnal #627, Benedicite, omnia opera Domini. (We use the 1928 BCP excusively.)

8,667 posted on 11/24/2005 4:03:11 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Monkey Face
you got that bird out and on the table, yet?

Nope. There's a bit of a problem with the charcoal. I am beginning to suspect a difference in the directions between the Weber gone-walkabout manual and Weber's online directions.

Oh well...

8,668 posted on 11/24/2005 4:06:12 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Alice, I use freeservers.com..fairly cheap..
and so far, I haven't had any problems..
1 gig storage..10 gigs of bandwidth..less than $15 a month..
Happy Thanksgiving
8,669 posted on 11/24/2005 4:06:14 PM PST by concretebob (We should give anarchists what they want. Then we can kill them and not worry about jailtime.)
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To: SandyInSeattle

At last the rain is starting...


8,670 posted on 11/24/2005 4:08:47 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: concretebob

Thank you, Concretebob! I'll check it out!

Happy Thanksgiving to you, too!


8,671 posted on 11/24/2005 4:09:47 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Hi, Alice & Co!

This was a T-Day to remember for sure! The food was exscellent. And I'm still suffering from "The Dreaded Puppy Syndrome!"


8,672 posted on 11/24/2005 4:16:03 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I use ImageShack.com for image hosting...it's free.


8,673 posted on 11/24/2005 4:21:57 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Lady Jag

Thanks, Lady J! That's cute!


8,674 posted on 11/24/2005 4:22:54 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: sionnsar
I wish that we used the 1928 exclusively, but right now we're stuck with the modern BCP, ugly language and all. Of course, by the time we get back from vacation, it'll be Advent. In our church, Advent and Lent means the Agnus Dei and the Sanctus from Schubert's "Deutsche Messe". I love Advent and Lent!
8,675 posted on 11/24/2005 4:30:11 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

Hi 'Face!

"Dreaded Puppy Syndrome"?


8,676 posted on 11/24/2005 4:32:15 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: sionnsar

Maybe your Webber is trying to cook the turkey at 26kbps.

;-)


8,677 posted on 11/24/2005 4:33:22 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: All

King Prout et alia are engrossed in a game of Risk!, but Prout insisted that I send greetings and salutations to all of you, on his behalf.


8,678 posted on 11/24/2005 4:33:36 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Ours was done 5:30-ish. I think it went faster in the roaster oven. (Seems like this happened last year, too.)

We have everything cleaned up, and now most family members are eating pie. I'm waiting to have mine when the really loud ones have gone to bed, which will be Any Minute Now!


8,679 posted on 11/24/2005 4:33:59 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Nite IT


8,680 posted on 11/24/2005 4:34:33 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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