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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
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This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Tell the King "Hey!" from all of us!
8,681
posted on
11/24/2005 4:34:57 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
To: All
Oh cooooool! I got 8,765! I also had the reverse, IIRC: 5,678. Strange how life works, isn't it?
8,682
posted on
11/24/2005 4:35:47 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: fanfan
8,683
posted on
11/24/2005 4:36:44 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Monkey Face
8,684
posted on
11/24/2005 4:37:59 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Tax-chick
Ours will be bunking down soon, too. They've had a busy day and I'm ready for them to go to bed.
8,685
posted on
11/24/2005 4:38:58 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Our turkey popped earlier than expected, We don't have popping turkeys in Canada, so that comes across as , um, raunchy.
In a ROFLOL sort of way.
;-P
8,686
posted on
11/24/2005 4:39:45 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I'm about to arrest James and conduct him to bed. If it wasn't dark, I'd send the other boys out for a run; they have way too much energy.
8,687
posted on
11/24/2005 4:40:11 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
To: Tax-chick
Message sent by carrier pigeon. Expecting reply anon.
8,688
posted on
11/24/2005 4:40:27 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Monkey Face
You had a good time!
I thought you would.
Turkey good?
8,689
posted on
11/24/2005 4:41:54 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Alice au Wonderland
8,690
posted on
11/24/2005 4:43:39 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Hi Prout!
Alice, is his belt still done up?
8,691
posted on
11/24/2005 4:44:11 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Are we talking raunchy or kinky?
If the turkeys are popping each other, then it's raunchy;
If something else is popping the turkeys, well then, that's a whole 'nother topic!
8,692
posted on
11/24/2005 4:45:11 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Tax-chick
Can't you send them out anyway and tell them it's an obstacle course?
8,693
posted on
11/24/2005 4:46:15 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Today, some FReeper suggested stuffing the bird with popcorn, and said "when it opens the oven door, and throws itself across the room , it's done".
8,694
posted on
11/24/2005 4:48:22 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Prout says, "My caloric intake was moderate, so, yes, my belt is still done up."----or words to that effect.
8,695
posted on
11/24/2005 4:48:45 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Wow, that's tempting!
At least James is in bed. I fished a piece of pie crust out of his mouth, changed his diaper, gave him a stuffed animal, and his last words were, "I'm cute! I'm cute!"
8,696
posted on
11/24/2005 4:49:26 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
To: fanfan
I've heard that one before, only with a much more crude punchline.
8,697
posted on
11/24/2005 4:49:59 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Tell him, congratulations!
8,698
posted on
11/24/2005 4:50:55 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Yah...Puppy Syndrome...your tummy is so full that all you can do is groan your way to a soft surface and go to sleep...
8,699
posted on
11/24/2005 4:51:07 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
8,700
posted on
11/24/2005 4:51:38 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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