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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Monkey Face

W O O



H O O


8,601 posted on 11/24/2005 9:43:23 AM PST by calrighty (. Troops BTTT)
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To: Tax-chick

All the mayo does is keep the skin moist and gives the meat a little more flavor. It also helps to make a pretty "done" color.

I'm getting hungry now...:o|


8,602 posted on 11/24/2005 9:43:56 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: trussell; Darkchylde; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; ...


Hello everyone!












8,603 posted on 11/24/2005 9:44:15 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: SandyInSeattle
Oh, I'd never heard of a torbie. We had a gorgeous tortoiseshell once. Her name was Albert because, as a kitten, she had digestive problems that caused noisome noxious gaseous anomalies. The mom realized that the kitten had better have a name before she brought it into the house, else the dad would name the kitten "Fartblossom". So, Albert became Albert.

I don't have any site whatsoever. What is a picture hosting site and how does one acquire one?

I made Mcxlplx a soft toy using some polar fleece and uncooked rice. He recognized it as a "training Troll". What a bright kitty!

8,604 posted on 11/24/2005 9:44:30 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Happy Thanksgivint to yoo too, EsmeraldaA!


8,605 posted on 11/24/2005 9:45:41 AM PST by calrighty (. Troops BTTT)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
The Turkey just POPPED !
8,606 posted on 11/24/2005 9:46:13 AM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Thanksgiving that be!


8,607 posted on 11/24/2005 9:46:13 AM PST by calrighty (. Troops BTTT)
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To: Delta 21

Ooooooh! Can I come over now? Ours still has a few hours to go. I'll bring dessert.


8,608 posted on 11/24/2005 9:47:55 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: calrighty

I hope yours is great too!


8,609 posted on 11/24/2005 9:48:16 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland

That's encouraging! I think he's got it at 325. James will just have to eat Mush, and maybe next year he can chew turkey.


8,610 posted on 11/24/2005 9:49:22 AM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Happy Thanksgiving Es!


8,611 posted on 11/24/2005 9:49:36 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Tax-chick

KODT says the 10 hour instructions probably came from an 1892 cookbook and worked very well for 1893 turkeys. Nowadays, we get the birds before they reach the "tough and stringy" stage of life.


8,612 posted on 11/24/2005 9:52:03 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

The same for you and your whole family!


8,613 posted on 11/24/2005 9:53:01 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Thank you!

Do you have your son with you for the holiday?


8,614 posted on 11/24/2005 9:54:38 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
You better hurry , the stuffing is done and the mashed taters are being whipped up right now.


8,615 posted on 11/24/2005 9:57:31 AM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Yes, I have my three boys with me.

I didn't know you knew that! LOL!
8,616 posted on 11/24/2005 10:02:11 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Delta 21

I'd've been there already, if you'd hurry up and invent the transporter!

How do you feel about Mocha Hazelnut Torte?


8,617 posted on 11/24/2005 10:05:07 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I knew that you had one son, not three. Enjoy the holiday!


8,618 posted on 11/24/2005 10:05:55 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

As long as it aint low fat and has lots of eggs and butter in the mix, I am sure I will like it.


8,619 posted on 11/24/2005 10:08:51 AM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Thank you Alice, we are....


8,620 posted on 11/24/2005 10:10:24 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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