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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Alice au Wonderland
thanks for the -ah- truck-pilling link. I return the favor with:
this!
8,481
posted on
11/23/2005 6:15:49 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Good night, and sweet dreams.
8,482
posted on
11/23/2005 6:18:34 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: tuliptree76
That's not what I've heard.
Staring tuliptree76
8,483
posted on
11/23/2005 6:18:57 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: tuliptree76; Alice au Wonderland; fanfan
8,484
posted on
11/23/2005 6:19:15 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: tuliptree76
Hi!
We are making pies.
How are you?
8,485
posted on
11/23/2005 6:19:37 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: sionnsar; Alice au Wonderland
KODT will be happy to know that sionnsar is not making pies.I made 2 pumpkin and 1 apple today. I ran out of shortening, so I'll have to postpone the cherry.
8,486
posted on
11/23/2005 6:20:27 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: A CA Guy
8,487
posted on
11/23/2005 6:21:17 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Alice au Wonderland
We didn't have a tree one year - Josie was 2-ish, and I was expecting Bill, and working two jobs ...
My mom had a COW!
8,488
posted on
11/23/2005 6:22:24 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
To: King Prout; fanfan; All; NicknamedBob
Kodt is making pies (pumpkin) without benefit of any particular help from any of you....*haughty sniff*(hers, not mine)
KODT further warns all of you to beware your electric toothbrushes. That's how the aliens get into your house. When you hear that little hum, that's them.
They are trying to steal our oceans. Their planet is running out of water. The moon is one of their satellites. You notice all of the big pock marks are only on one side, which is pretty good evidence that it got shoved here from someplace else. You notice that the ocean rises and falls based on the phases of the moon. Well, that's them. When they get the harmonics just right, the whole ocean will go *grotesque slurping sound* and they will take it away with them. Those global warming people don't know what to worry about.
Anyway, in their spare time, while they're waiting to get the harmonics right, they're invading. You know those houses that sit off the ground a little ways on cinder blocks? Well. That's where they live. Then they get into your house, usually through your pipes. And don't think you can stop them by putting that nasty foamy stuff around the pipes to close the gap where the pipes come through the floor. They eat that stuff and when they get fat enough, they reproduce.
p.s.----It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
8,489
posted on
11/23/2005 6:25:11 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: King Prout
8,490
posted on
11/23/2005 6:26:48 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: tuliptree76
ROFLOL! That's the last word anyone would use to describe hanging out with me. Ahem. May I play my trump card? My job (what they pay me for) is to sit on technical standards *committees* (and stay awake...), O Prof-ette Dr. Tuliptree the 76th!
8,491
posted on
11/23/2005 6:27:06 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
To: fanfan
KODT - You may wish to consider further. Life is not all pumpkin, apple, and peach pies. There are other things.
8,492
posted on
11/23/2005 6:27:41 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Dawsonville_Doc
put it off for a while. had other things on my mind.
glad you are webbed up at home.
8,493
posted on
11/23/2005 6:27:43 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: A CA Guy
I sure hope I'm not the gorilla. I already know I'm not the brunette.
8,494
posted on
11/23/2005 6:28:38 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: All
happy thabksgiving.
remember to give thanks.
8,495
posted on
11/23/2005 6:29:24 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
*singing cheerily* "this is the song that never ends...."
8,496
posted on
11/23/2005 6:29:27 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: tuliptree76
In the wild movies, all blonds film brunette.
8,497
posted on
11/23/2005 6:29:47 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
You do know that Alice was pretending to be you and your Mom all evening?
;-)
8,498
posted on
11/23/2005 6:29:49 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: All; yall
Night all! I'm out of here.
8,499
posted on
11/23/2005 6:30:32 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
To: King Prout
the October UT. Tuliptree went for the triple stune. It took her mind off of taxes for a bit.....
8,500
posted on
11/23/2005 6:31:16 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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