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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: A CA Guy

LOL!


8,461 posted on 11/23/2005 5:55:16 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: FRiends

Romans, countrymen, goodnight!!


8,462 posted on 11/23/2005 5:58:28 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Women with jewelery is the big exception.


8,463 posted on 11/23/2005 5:58:58 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: fanfan
Pumpkin pies and apple pies. Perhaps peach pies, but not tonight. And in my spare time, the celery and onion must be cut up and sautéed, in preparation for tomorrow's manufacture of stuffing. And at some point in time and space, a certain amount of sleep must be got. Unless, of course, it mustn't. - KODT
8,464 posted on 11/23/2005 5:59:59 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: calrighty; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Army Air Corps; King Prout; Dead Corpse; ...
Had you been here it would have been WILD!

ROFLOL! That's the last word anyone would use to describe hanging out with me. But it looks like you all managed to lengthen the thread today.

8,465 posted on 11/23/2005 6:02:02 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
'Night IT! Keep warm and beware the snowdrifts.

KODT says to beware the Jabberwock in the snowdrift.

8,466 posted on 11/23/2005 6:02:23 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
When I am FReeping ,

I speak to you, and (who is this anyway?) KP, and I have had the honor, and pleasure of speaking to KODT.

All 3 of you.

(:-D)
8,467 posted on 11/23/2005 6:03:49 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Awww... I just missed you.


8,468 posted on 11/23/2005 6:03:55 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76
That's the last word anyone would use to describe hanging out with me

That's because you have not been focusing on your "beefcake" exercises!

8,469 posted on 11/23/2005 6:03:58 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: fanfan

three? only three?


8,470 posted on 11/23/2005 6:04:55 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: sionnsar

8,471 posted on 11/23/2005 6:05:24 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76

Just going now, sorry I missed you!


8,472 posted on 11/23/2005 6:06:07 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Ok..... 'night!!


8,473 posted on 11/23/2005 6:07:25 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76
People have a way of leaving quickly and with flair on this thread.


8,474 posted on 11/23/2005 6:07:42 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: All

THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT AREN'T...

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready.

and one more....after I eat Thanksgiving dinner my giblets hurt.


8,475 posted on 11/23/2005 6:11:19 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Monkey Face

'nite.

I'll try to talk to you from my own account tomorrow.

a good and filling turkeyday to you and yours


8,476 posted on 11/23/2005 6:13:33 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: A CA Guy

ROFLMAO!!!!!


8,477 posted on 11/23/2005 6:13:35 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

You are wonderful!

Might you possibly consider adopting me?


8,478 posted on 11/23/2005 6:15:10 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
That's because you have not been focusing on your "beefcake" exercises!

There really is no point in those. I have better luck with taxes.

8,479 posted on 11/23/2005 6:15:18 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Alice au Wonderland

So far..


8,480 posted on 11/23/2005 6:15:38 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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