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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: fanfan
Prout says hi. I think he was lisping at the time.

I can say hi without lisping.

KODT says hi.

8,441 posted on 11/23/2005 5:32:15 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face
Good night Face, I'll see you tomorrow.
8,442 posted on 11/23/2005 5:35:55 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: All

I get it. Prout lisps and you all run for the hills. Fine.

I'm heading to one of the castle bars to get a vodka gimlet.


8,443 posted on 11/23/2005 5:37:12 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: sionnsar; Alice au Wonderland

LOL!

My post #8440
THIS *arrrgghh!* is how I define a turkey.


;-P


8,444 posted on 11/23/2005 5:37:20 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

KODT?


8,445 posted on 11/23/2005 5:38:00 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: All
KODT says that you can't ALL be making pies.
8,446 posted on 11/23/2005 5:38:18 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: fanfan

Kindly Old Doc Tsu, she who bore Alice and Prout, but not at the same time.


8,447 posted on 11/23/2005 5:39:24 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Kindly Old Doc Tsu = KODT


Got it.

Thanks.

Say Hi to her for me.


8,448 posted on 11/23/2005 5:42:34 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

Happy dreams to you, 'Face!


8,449 posted on 11/23/2005 5:44:57 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Gaelic way

I always watch how much Gaelic I put on my chicken. It's healthy for you when you poach, but too much and the accents of those eating the chicken could get very heavy.

8,450 posted on 11/23/2005 5:46:36 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Gaelic way

I always watch how much Gaelic I put on my chicken. It's healthy for you when you poach, but too much and the accents of those eating the chicken could get very heavy.

8,451 posted on 11/23/2005 5:46:36 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: fanfan

KODT is going to make pies soonly. She said that I'd be in charge of pies soon, if she didn't get them started. I said that my version of pie is chocolate cake. She was not amused.


8,452 posted on 11/23/2005 5:48:10 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
KODT says that you can't ALL be making pies.

KODT will be happy to know that sionnsar is not making pies. Not even one pie. Not even running any calculations using pi.

8,453 posted on 11/23/2005 5:49:43 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
It almost seems like I'm having a conversation with a person who has a personality disorder, 3 separate people....all posting as Alice.

Not that there is anything wrong with PD's. ;-D

8,454 posted on 11/23/2005 5:50:21 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: A CA Guy

Too much of a good thing is never a good thing.


8,455 posted on 11/23/2005 5:51:36 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: sionnsar; All
And when you do take that historic trip into space, don't forget to re-estabish the Ottoman Empire.

Happy Thanksgiving!


8,456 posted on 11/23/2005 5:52:25 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: fanfan
>>>>You are not a turkey.
>>>Yes I am, sometimes.
>>Noted for the record. *\;-)
>Hold on a second here.
>How do you define "a turkey"?

I think it would be an appropriate defence for the affiant to enter her own definition here. *\;-)

8,457 posted on 11/23/2005 5:52:37 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Whats wrong with chocolate cake?

*visions of frying pan coming down on my head*

What kind of pies?

Pumpkin?

I love that, but my favorite is blueberry.




8,458 posted on 11/23/2005 5:54:02 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

KODT asks what makes you think that we are separate?


8,459 posted on 11/23/2005 5:54:42 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: A CA Guy

8,460 posted on 11/23/2005 5:54:51 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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