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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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To: Tax-chick
Advent doesn't start until Sunday.

I didn't know what day for certain - I just remembered it was four weeks before Christmas - thanks!

8,341 posted on 11/23/2005 4:27:43 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face
LOL! Yep.
Now we go back to everybody's 'very deep and serious' religious talk.....
8,342 posted on 11/23/2005 4:28:08 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face
Cherokee, Navaho, Inuit,


But how am I to tell which is which.

In much the same way I don't want to accuse you of having a Haggis Festival, I would hate to call a Cree a Sioux, and offend without meaning too.

Heck, if I want to offend someone, I want to do it on purpose!

MF, Which is your heritage?

8,343 posted on 11/23/2005 4:28:24 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face
My sister and her family observe the Eastern Orthodox "Christmas season," which ends (I think) on Jan 6th.

That's not Eastern Orthodox, that's traditional Western custom. Christmas begins, not ends with Christmas Day; it ends January 5th, the evening of which is called Twelfthnight. January 6th is Epiphany, commemorating the arrival of the Magi (and more).

Eastern Orthodox Christmas is January 7th, I believe.

8,344 posted on 11/23/2005 4:29:04 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: thoughtomator

Is there a Thai word to describe her color and that is not too hard to pronounce?


8,345 posted on 11/23/2005 4:29:08 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: thoughtomator

"...I'm not so sure I'm satisfied with that though."

She'll tell you what her name is. Give her time.


8,346 posted on 11/23/2005 4:29:23 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Also Islamic Guilt... America is guilty, Zionists are guilty, Infidels are guilty, women are guilty......

Replace 'infidels' with 'Republicans' and 'women' with 'men' and you've got liberal guilt, my friend!
8,347 posted on 11/23/2005 4:29:26 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: thoughtomator

Thought she was a Russian Blue.

Thai is a heckuva language. What about something simple, like "Mai"?


8,348 posted on 11/23/2005 4:30:16 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

My guilt, your guilt, their guilt............we are going to get depressed here!


8,349 posted on 11/23/2005 4:31:15 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

In the current calendar, Advent starts 4 Sundays before Christmas. That gives us a long Advent this year, when Christmas is on a Sunday, and a short one next year, with Christmas on a Monday.

In the old calendar, Advent was 40 days, like Lent.


8,350 posted on 11/23/2005 4:31:41 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: fanfan
But how am I to tell which is which.

It's all a bit of a mess.

8,351 posted on 11/23/2005 4:32:34 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face
I just thought you'd enjoy the hot water...after not having it for a day...:o]

After not having it for 3 days.

On Tuesday morning we heated water over the wood stove just so I could wash my hair in the kitchen sink before work.

My shower this morning was glorious! ;-)
8,352 posted on 11/23/2005 4:32:42 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Comanche, Sioux, Irish, Scot, English, French, German, Russian, Dutch, Italian, Mediterranian, Danish, Norwegian, Swedish, Egyptian...uh...I'm an American. :o]


8,353 posted on 11/23/2005 4:33:20 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Tax-chick
Advent was 40 days, like Lent.

Really? When did it change?

8,354 posted on 11/23/2005 4:33:56 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; thoughtomator
I say Roan (short for blue roan, which is what the kitten would be called if it were a horse). The mom says just "blue".

LOL. "Roan" is sometimes the English transcription of the Gaelic "ròn" (seal) as in "Roan Inish", "Island of the Seals."

A cat named "Seal." Does he like water? (A friend once had a cat that loved water.)

8,355 posted on 11/23/2005 4:34:19 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar

Ah...OK...she's only mentioned it once, and that was before her husband died, so I'm thankful for the correction.


8,356 posted on 11/23/2005 4:34:28 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Das Outsider
Replace 'infidels' with 'Republicans' and 'women' with 'men' and you've got liberal guilt, my friend!

LOL!!

8,357 posted on 11/23/2005 4:34:46 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Given that this breed of cat is reputed to be very vocal, she may do just that. Thanks for the tip.


8,358 posted on 11/23/2005 4:35:18 PM PST by thoughtomator (What'ya mean you formatted the cat!?)
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To: sionnsar
You are not a turkey.

Yes I am, sometimes.

;-P

8,359 posted on 11/23/2005 4:35:19 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face
...uh...I'm an American.

Says you, Running Horse McCullough van Schweitzerinsky. I'm onto you. ;)
8,360 posted on 11/23/2005 4:35:43 PM PST by Das Outsider
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