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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Tax-chick

Tacos for a post-T-Day meal? Are they, at least, turkey tacos? *wincing at the thought*


8,261 posted on 11/23/2005 3:44:27 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Two adults, two children, and two Siamese cats, in a Datsun 240Z. From Texas to Rhode Island. And my parents smoked then.

If that wasn't the worst move, it must have been the one from San Diego to Texas, driving across the desert with hour after hour of the Watergate hearings on the radio.


8,262 posted on 11/23/2005 3:44:42 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Oh, of course.


8,263 posted on 11/23/2005 3:44:59 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: Monkey Face
But of course! With ranch dip. And beer.

As the story goes, the Plymouth Domino's was quite busy that first Almost Thanksgiving day.
8,264 posted on 11/23/2005 3:45:18 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
temps = temperatures

What is the average temperature for this time of year where you live?

8,265 posted on 11/23/2005 3:45:37 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I'm quite sure they did! As did some of mine! Once you get to the Royals, the ancestry is easy to trace. There are a lot of Viks in mix.


8,266 posted on 11/23/2005 3:45:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Tax-chick
Were the siamese cats in heat? Imagine the screeching.

Watergate trumps noisome substances any day!

8,267 posted on 11/23/2005 3:47:22 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Das Outsider

It depends where you search. I'm looking for my first husband's line, and have narrowed it down to nine who came through Ellis Island at the right time, but only three of them from the right (I think) area in Europe. Not easy.


8,268 posted on 11/23/2005 3:47:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

The cats were fixed, but they were still deafening. As was the car.


8,269 posted on 11/23/2005 3:47:51 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: Das Outsider

LOL!
Domino's has good wings! I don't like their pizza, but the wings and dip are good!


8,270 posted on 11/23/2005 3:48:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Well, I know that. I am one of them....LOL!


8,271 posted on 11/23/2005 3:48:50 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Perhaps 5 - 10°C.


8,272 posted on 11/23/2005 3:49:43 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Irish_Thatcherite; Tax-chick

I used to be Catholic. But I didn't like all the guilt I had to pack around so I became a contented agnostic.


8,273 posted on 11/23/2005 3:52:52 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Same as in my hometown. I believe that, Pennsylvania relatives are expecting a Nor'easter. Whether or not they get snow depends upon the temperature. I'm soooo glad we're down south right now.


8,274 posted on 11/23/2005 3:52:54 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Tax-chick

I am relieved that Mcxlplx is not a siamese!


8,275 posted on 11/23/2005 3:54:07 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I often wonder if non-Catholics think we are some weird mystical cult....

Reverend Lovejoy, after been asked to perform last rights on Grampa Simpson;

"That's Catholic, Marge; You may as well ask me to perform a Voodoo dance!"


8,276 posted on 11/23/2005 3:55:06 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Maybe the bathroom confinement helped him with today's...or maybe he isn't aware...cars=sharp sticky things and odors of alcohol and antiseptic...good luck.


8,277 posted on 11/23/2005 3:55:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Siamese are SO loud! Although our old mixed-breed calico got pretty verbal in her last years. Maybe she was deaf and couldn't hear herself howling.


8,278 posted on 11/23/2005 3:55:52 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: Monkey Face
It depends where you search. I'm looking for my first husband's line, and have narrowed it down to nine who came through Ellis Island at the right time, but only three of them from the right (I think) area in Europe. Not easy.

That's not quite what I was getting at. I've noticed that ancestors in certain areas--and particularly in certain times--in Europe are MUCH harder to trace, e.g., 16th-century Germany and the like. It's fine if your 19th great-grandfather was Frederick the Wise, but not so if he was Hans the Dirt Poor Tenant Farmer. Given the scarcity to records in some places, I think that some of the claims of royal descent are less scientific and more lazy wish fulfilment.

That isn't to say that I'm doubting your claim. I'm sure you've done your homework up, down, sideways, and back again.
8,279 posted on 11/23/2005 3:56:37 PM PST by Das Outsider (Not a king. Sorry, folks.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Rough weather we're having!!


8,280 posted on 11/23/2005 3:56:49 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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