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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Monkey Face
Happy Almost Thanksgiving!

We could just say "HAT" for short. Almost Thanksgiving doesn't involve any food, does it?
8,241 posted on 11/23/2005 3:33:14 PM PST by Das Outsider (The name's HAT...Mr. HAT.)
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To: Das Outsider

I'm a Native-Paddy!!!


8,242 posted on 11/23/2005 3:33:18 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Ohman! Now I wish I had thawed out my own turkey!!! LOL!

(I hope they don't send me home with a lot of stuff.)


8,243 posted on 11/23/2005 3:34:13 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

I t would be funnier if he banged his head off the "base board"!!!


8,244 posted on 11/23/2005 3:34:18 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
...So the troll says to the mod, "I understand the zot, but why are those rabbits wearing pancakes on their heads?"

LOL. I should have thought of that!
8,245 posted on 11/23/2005 3:34:21 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

How do cope with a blizzard? What are your usual temps?


8,246 posted on 11/23/2005 3:34:43 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

The half of my line that is on the Mayflower side goes directly into the Royalty of Europe. The other half is Native American. Specifically, Comanche and Sioux.


8,247 posted on 11/23/2005 3:35:34 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

scribbling some more.....


8,248 posted on 11/23/2005 3:35:53 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face
The half of my line that is on the Mayflower side goes directly into the Royalty of Europe.

You're a genealogy researcher, I take it?
8,249 posted on 11/23/2005 3:36:54 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Das Outsider

Only if you can order pizzas and hot wings!!


8,250 posted on 11/23/2005 3:36:59 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: OSHA

Happy Turkey Day to you, too! <p.The mom and I are ROFLOAO!!!!


8,251 posted on 11/23/2005 3:37:34 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face
Only if you can order pizzas and hot wings!!

The Pilgrims would have wanted it that way, anyway.
8,252 posted on 11/23/2005 3:38:35 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Das Outsider

Yes. I am. And not just my own. It's an addiction. Kinda like FR but I can't stop the genealogy stuff...


8,253 posted on 11/23/2005 3:38:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
How do cope with a blizzard? What are your usual temps?

Sit back and enjoy the show!! Temps, I dunno.

8,254 posted on 11/23/2005 3:39:34 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Das Outsider

But of course! With ranch dip. And beer.


8,255 posted on 11/23/2005 3:39:45 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Mcxlplx is @ seven weeks old. His tail has dropped, his claws have retracted, but his eyes haven't changed color yet. He handled being in the car for today's vet visit pretty well considering he's been confined to a bathroom for the past 10 days.


8,256 posted on 11/23/2005 3:40:44 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

I'm sure some of my family landed in Ireland with horns on their helmets!!


8,257 posted on 11/23/2005 3:41:15 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face
Yes. I am. And not just my own. It's an addiction. Kinda like FR but I can't stop the genealogy stuff...

I should have known. You have that familiar glazed over look from staring at census extracts all day.

I'm currently working a couple of tricky lines. By "working," I mean that I will eventually get around to it. Things are much easier on this side of the Atlantic.
8,258 posted on 11/23/2005 3:42:20 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Tacos.


8,259 posted on 11/23/2005 3:42:30 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: EsmeraldaA
Ohhh you 'sound' so contrite....

It's a Catholic thing, you just have to admit your a sinner, and that's it!!

8,260 posted on 11/23/2005 3:43:11 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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