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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Monkey Face
(I was going to say maybe they practice it because they can't get it right, yet, but that might send sharp pointy things my way with great vigor....)

Now, where did I leave my crozier bar?

8,221 posted on 11/23/2005 3:21:46 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

In your search for "cat toys" pick up a cheap little 4" teddy bear. I think you will be surprised at the results. Hobbes has two and she has loved one bald and stuffingless...I got it for her (from a Valentine rose at a Circle K store) when she was tiny, and it is her baby. It's amazing what they bond with.


8,222 posted on 11/23/2005 3:22:09 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; tuliptree76; fanfan; All; yall; everyone
...So the rabbi says to the rooster, "I understand the blindfold, but why are those rabbits in chocolate cowboy hats?"

(rimshot)
8,223 posted on 11/23/2005 3:22:15 PM PST by Das Outsider (How do?)
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To: Tax-chick

And now I'm fantasizing about the "day after" leftover meals: Turkey sandwich with stuffing and cranberry jelly on top; Hot, open-faced turkey sandwiches with mashed potatoes; pie; more turkey, peeled off the carcass and eaten barbarian-style; turkey pot pies; turkey-veggie soup;.....When's dinner?


8,224 posted on 11/23/2005 3:22:23 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darksheare

I keep running into them!!


8,225 posted on 11/23/2005 3:22:24 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: All

Happy Thanksgiving!

8,226 posted on 11/23/2005 3:22:58 PM PST by OSHA (Liberalism - Is it real or is it Scrappleface?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

LOL!


8,227 posted on 11/23/2005 3:23:05 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: OSHA

Thanks, OSHA! I love that pic!


8,228 posted on 11/23/2005 3:23:28 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

I'm a Native Irishman.


8,229 posted on 11/23/2005 3:24:55 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face
LOL!

Why are laughing at my crozier bar?

8,230 posted on 11/23/2005 3:26:00 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
I'm a Native Irishman.

So you're an Irish-Irishman. Hyphenation doesn't stop at the Atlantic Ocean, you know.
8,231 posted on 11/23/2005 3:26:53 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Alice au Wonderland

How old is this kitty? I stuck Hobbes in a crocheted purse as she was so tiny when I got her, being too young to be weaned. (She didn't even know how to eat.)

When I thought about her sleeping arrangements, I realized she was most likely traumatized, and thought if I put her in the purse, it might give her the illusion of a litter...thingy.

So when she gets tired now, she wants the bag. I can do anything with her as long as I have her in a bag. That includes going in a vehicle. (We tried a carrier. NOT!)


8,232 posted on 11/23/2005 3:27:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: OSHA

Firstly, how did the turkey manage to squeeze in there, and secondly, why doesn't the toe-piece have skirting board?


8,233 posted on 11/23/2005 3:27:57 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Because I can!

LOL!! And for your information, (lest you have forgotten) my great-grandmother was Irish.


8,234 posted on 11/23/2005 3:29:32 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Das Outsider

Um...Hi, DO!
Happy Almost Thanksgiving!


8,235 posted on 11/23/2005 3:30:28 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Das Outsider
...So the rabbi says to the rooster, "I understand the blindfold, but why are those rabbits in chocolate cowboy hats?"

...So the troll says to the mod, "I understand the zot, but why are those rabbits wearing pancakes on their heads?"

8,236 posted on 11/23/2005 3:30:33 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Your... um.... Native-Irish-American?


8,237 posted on 11/23/2005 3:31:51 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Tax-chick

I've done it, too. Two cats, one of whom would relinquish the litter box only under extreme duress (the other cat's eyeballs were floating and the thing that had died in its gut was desperate to come out), in an '82 Subaru wagon that was packed to the gills. Oh, and it was August. And the car had old-fashioned roll 'em down windows. And we could only roll down the front two because the car really was packed to the gills. The stench was powerful. It crept and fungated. We tried not to breathe as we laughed. Egads, what an odor!


8,238 posted on 11/23/2005 3:32:24 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Ohhh you 'sound' so contrite....
8,239 posted on 11/23/2005 3:32:32 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Er...the answer to your second question is obvious: Because if there was a "skirting board" (we call them "base boards" here) the pic wouldn't be quite as funny.

As for the first question, I'm afraid you'll have to ask the turkey. :o]


8,240 posted on 11/23/2005 3:32:51 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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