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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
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This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Monkey Face
(I was going to say maybe they practice it because they can't get it right, yet, but that might send sharp pointy things my way with great vigor....) Now, where did I leave my crozier bar?
8,221
posted on
11/23/2005 3:21:46 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
In your search for "cat toys" pick up a cheap little 4" teddy bear. I think you will be surprised at the results. Hobbes has two and she has loved one bald and stuffingless...I got it for her (from a Valentine rose at a Circle K store) when she was tiny, and it is her baby. It's amazing what they bond with.
8,222
posted on
11/23/2005 3:22:09 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; tuliptree76; fanfan; All; yall; everyone
...So the rabbi says to the rooster, "I understand the blindfold, but why are those rabbits in chocolate cowboy hats?"
(rimshot)
To: Tax-chick
And now I'm fantasizing about the "day after" leftover meals: Turkey sandwich with stuffing and cranberry jelly on top; Hot, open-faced turkey sandwiches with mashed potatoes; pie; more turkey, peeled off the carcass and eaten barbarian-style; turkey pot pies; turkey-veggie soup;.....When's dinner?
8,224
posted on
11/23/2005 3:22:23 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Darksheare
I keep running into them!!
8,225
posted on
11/23/2005 3:22:24 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: All
Happy Thanksgiving!
8,226
posted on
11/23/2005 3:22:58 PM PST
by
OSHA
(Liberalism - Is it real or is it Scrappleface?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
8,227
posted on
11/23/2005 3:23:05 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: OSHA
Thanks, OSHA! I love that pic!
8,228
posted on
11/23/2005 3:23:28 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
8,229
posted on
11/23/2005 3:24:55 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Monkey Face
LOL! Why are laughing at my crozier bar?
8,230
posted on
11/23/2005 3:26:00 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
I'm a Native Irishman.
So you're an Irish-Irishman. Hyphenation doesn't stop at the Atlantic Ocean, you know.
To: Alice au Wonderland
How old is this kitty? I stuck Hobbes in a crocheted purse as she was so tiny when I got her, being too young to be weaned. (She didn't even know how to eat.)
When I thought about her sleeping arrangements, I realized she was most likely traumatized, and thought if I put her in the purse, it might give her the illusion of a litter...thingy.
So when she gets tired now, she wants the bag. I can do anything with her as long as I have her in a bag. That includes going in a vehicle. (We tried a carrier. NOT!)
8,232
posted on
11/23/2005 3:27:33 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: OSHA
Firstly, how did the turkey manage to squeeze in there, and secondly, why doesn't the toe-piece have skirting board?
8,233
posted on
11/23/2005 3:27:57 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Because I can!
LOL!! And for your information, (lest you have forgotten) my great-grandmother was Irish.
8,234
posted on
11/23/2005 3:29:32 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Das Outsider
Um...Hi, DO!
Happy Almost Thanksgiving!
8,235
posted on
11/23/2005 3:30:28 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Das Outsider
...So the rabbi says to the rooster, "I understand the blindfold, but why are those rabbits in chocolate cowboy hats?" ...So the troll says to the mod, "I understand the zot, but why are those rabbits wearing pancakes on their heads?"
8,236
posted on
11/23/2005 3:30:33 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Monkey Face
Your... um.... Native-Irish-American?
8,237
posted on
11/23/2005 3:31:51 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Tax-chick
I've done it, too. Two cats, one of whom would relinquish the litter box only under extreme duress (the other cat's eyeballs were floating and the thing that had died in its gut was desperate to come out), in an '82 Subaru wagon that was packed to the gills. Oh, and it was August. And the car had old-fashioned roll 'em down windows. And we could only roll down the front two because the car really was packed to the gills. The stench was powerful. It crept and fungated. We tried not to breathe as we laughed. Egads, what an odor!
8,238
posted on
11/23/2005 3:32:24 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Ohhh you 'sound' so contrite....
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Er...the answer to your second question is obvious: Because if there was a "skirting board" (we call them "base boards" here) the pic wouldn't be quite as funny.
As for the first question, I'm afraid you'll have to ask the turkey. :o]
8,240
posted on
11/23/2005 3:32:51 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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