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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Alice au Wonderland

Looks like I am staying home tomorrow. Instead of going over the river and through the woods to grandma's house.


8,141 posted on 11/23/2005 2:25:30 PM PST by NeoCaveman (THIRTEENTH!!!!)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
I was keeping it safe for Darksheare. You know how he loses things: staplers, keywords , topics, etc...

Happy day before Thanksgiving to you too

8,142 posted on 11/23/2005 2:25:44 PM PST by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Ah. Thanks! I'll see what I can do in the future...

Are you having a big feed at your place?


8,143 posted on 11/23/2005 2:26:14 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Incoming.


8,144 posted on 11/23/2005 2:26:58 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: dubyaismypresident

"...Instead of going over the river and through the woods to grandma's house."
It's probably a good thing. The directions my brother gave might send you to Altlanta.


8,145 posted on 11/23/2005 2:27:34 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
It's probably a good thing. The directions my brother gave might send you to Altlanta.

Atlanta? I'm sure by the time I got to West Virginia I would have figured out that I had gone too far south.

8,146 posted on 11/23/2005 2:28:45 PM PST by NeoCaveman (THIRTEENTH!!!!)
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To: scott0347

Outside of being busy, how have you been. I think we lost you on the UT II...and this is #5, I think.


8,147 posted on 11/23/2005 2:29:19 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
'Tis I, Alice, in the virtual flesh, as it were.

We've inherited a kitten. I have dubbed him Mcxlplx, scourge of mice and despoiler of trolls.

8,148 posted on 11/23/2005 2:29:20 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

LOL, trust me, you're better off without..


8,149 posted on 11/23/2005 2:29:40 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: dubyaismypresident

LOL!
Good. The ones he sent me would have me at the Grand Canyon in no time at all.


8,150 posted on 11/23/2005 2:30:05 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: scott0347; Darksheare

ROFLMAO!!!!!


8,151 posted on 11/23/2005 2:30:41 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

LOL, ouch yes.


8,152 posted on 11/23/2005 2:30:49 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: scott0347; Alice au Wonderland

Dreaded red x, yes, looks familiar.
;-)


8,153 posted on 11/23/2005 2:31:12 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: scott0347; Monkey Face

Thankfully, I saw a dreaded red x instead.


8,154 posted on 11/23/2005 2:31:59 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Monkey Face

Not that big, but yes....;)


8,155 posted on 11/23/2005 2:32:07 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I, quite frankly, like the name Mcxlplx. It has a nice, "spendy" sound to it. It could be his real name, of course. I'm sure he will let you know soon, either way.


8,156 posted on 11/23/2005 2:32:12 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

LOL, yes.


8,157 posted on 11/23/2005 2:32:13 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: dubyaismypresident
That's a bummer, provided you were looking forward to the trip and the relatives.

Do you have anyone close by with whom to celebrate?

8,158 posted on 11/23/2005 2:32:15 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

He looks particularly fierce as he attacks shoelaces!


8,159 posted on 11/23/2005 2:35:27 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Do you have anyone close by with whom to celebrate?

I just moved accross town. So most of my friends are on the other side of town. Tomorrow might be fun, just me, myself, I, and the football games.

8,160 posted on 11/23/2005 2:35:28 PM PST by NeoCaveman (THIRTEENTH!!!!)
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