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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
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This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: EsmeraldaA
Thanks for the graphic, Es! I still haven't learned how to do that stuff. :o[
8,121
posted on
11/23/2005 2:08:25 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: fanfan
Excuse me...but I are one...half of my ancestors were here to meet the other half when they got off the Mayflower...:o]
8,122
posted on
11/23/2005 2:09:23 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
I will probably be ready to tear my hair out by the time the dinner is over with...
LOL.
Just keep reminding yourself that they are not your kids, and you get to leave them there when you go home.
That will put a serene, peaceful smile on your face while all hell breaks out around you!
8,123
posted on
11/23/2005 2:11:08 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
I, for one, will make sure I have a turkey every October, and I'll drink a toast to your little part of Canada!
8,124
posted on
11/23/2005 2:11:09 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
8,125
posted on
11/23/2005 2:12:42 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
To: Monkey Face
Sorry Face.
I just hate PC in all it's forms.
forgive me?
8,126
posted on
11/23/2005 2:13:17 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Darksheare
Then she's mastered her craft.
Mail call.
8,127
posted on
11/23/2005 2:13:45 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: fanfan
LOL!
I'll do that! Luckily, there are a lot of older kids so they can ride herd on the smaller ones. This will be a real test for me. I'm not good at stressful situations, but I have to try it this time. I've accepted and canceled two other important events with one of the nieces, and I think I really need to at least show up.
*shudder*
8,128
posted on
11/23/2005 2:13:59 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: fanfan
Sure. I actually forgave you before you even said it. So there. :o]
8,129
posted on
11/23/2005 2:14:34 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Awww.
You're so sweet.
:-D
But will it be a Canadian Turkey?
Wait, thats me......
8,130
posted on
11/23/2005 2:14:43 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Hello, Alice! Is it really you? Or the Brother-Known-As-Prout?
8,131
posted on
11/23/2005 2:15:24 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Tax-chick
I approve!
Is it just you, hubby, and brood, or are relatives coming to visit?
8,132
posted on
11/23/2005 2:15:38 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: fanfan
LOL!
I'm always looking for excuses to eat turkey. I can Christen it anything I want, I guess. I always smother mine with mayonnaise and slow roast them breast side down. They are much easier to de-bone that way, and they are SOOOO yummy!
8,133
posted on
11/23/2005 2:17:15 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Darksheare
It's a holdover from the traumatic Miss Staplegun 2003 event, I'll bet. Kinda like post traumatic stress syndrome....or maybe getting one's external plumbing caught in a zipper....or maybe just the thought of getting one's external plumbing....oh, wait....I've been directed to halt that line of thinking by the wincing, cross-legged males who were reading over my shoulder. Serves 'em right, I say.
8,134
posted on
11/23/2005 2:19:08 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Darksheare
Darks, does this look familiar?
8,135
posted on
11/23/2005 2:21:11 PM PST
by
scott0347
(Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
To: Tax-chick
Dusting? What?!
Dust is a protective coating for furniture. Dust keeps the enemies away. It takes six months for a decent coat of dust to build up. So long as no one is foolish enough to stir up the air, dust is harmless.
At least, that's what my mom says. She must be right, too, 'cause no one's been near her side of the room in years and there's an impressive layer of dust on all of the horizontal surfaces.
8,136
posted on
11/23/2005 2:22:25 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: scott0347
Hey, Stranger! Happy soon-to-be Thanksgiving!
I wondered where that stapler went.
8,137
posted on
11/23/2005 2:22:55 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Pardon my ignorance, but you get blizzards in Eire?
8,138
posted on
11/23/2005 2:23:45 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: dubyaismypresident
8,139
posted on
11/23/2005 2:24:44 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Monkey Face
No thanks needed. You do it the same way you do your pics Face. ;-)
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