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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.
Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: FRiends
...Romans; Countrymen; Goodnight!!
7,941
posted on
11/22/2005 5:30:09 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Painfully slow - it kept in par with my 45kbps modem!! 45 kbps? High-speed!
G'night...
7,942
posted on
11/22/2005 5:37:43 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
To: sionnsar; All
This is absoultely amazing!!!!
The high speed is working!
My hot water tank is working!
Yee-Haw!!!
Ahem,...... Hi everyone.
;-)
7,943
posted on
11/22/2005 6:26:11 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Dead Corpse
Nerds are people too.
Good people.
:-)
7,944
posted on
11/22/2005 6:27:36 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
You off to bed?
Healing up?
7,945
posted on
11/22/2005 6:28:47 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Monkey Face; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Conspiracy Guy; nicmarlo; tuliptree76; ...
Want to hear something scary?
I can talk really fast now.
;-D
7,946
posted on
11/22/2005 6:36:36 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Dead Corpse
I never understood why there wasnt a reverse switch on a flashlight to suck the darkness out of the air and recharge the batteries.
7,947
posted on
11/22/2005 7:41:19 PM PST
by
Delta 21
(MKC USCG-ret)
To: fanfan
WooHoo!
The slow leak on my van's tire has been fixed.
I've replaced the electronic control for the furnace and that's working now, too. Good thing, too, 'cause I was running out of firewood.
The Docs did an MRI of my wife's head and they found nothing ... er, that is, um, nothing amiss, so far.
I had to get rid of an old battery on my beat-up old truck. Now it's running okay, too.
Hmmm. I still need wiper blades for the aforementioned truck, and I have to replace a couple of bulbs on the daughters car. (That can wait until I get a decent meal, though!)
I've been arm-wrestling with the cable modem, but it finally decided to work again.
What else is there? Oh yeah, no poems written today.
Yet.
7,948
posted on
11/22/2005 8:09:49 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Delta 21
"I never understood why there wasn't a reverse switch on a flashlight to suck the darkness out of the air ..." That only works with black lights.
7,949
posted on
11/22/2005 8:11:29 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: fanfan; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; sionnsar; EsmeraldaA; Monkey Face; MNJohnnie; calrighty; ...
Looks like I didn't miss a whole lot today.
7,950
posted on
11/22/2005 8:21:52 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: tuliptree76
To: tuliptree76
We were all working, or working on stuff.
I bet we see some action on Friday, after Thanksgiving, and I'm gonna be away from the net again, darn it!
Oh, well, I'll still have some means to write, and I need to get back to it. My audience demands it!
7,952
posted on
11/22/2005 8:26:33 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
I'm not sure how much I'll be around on Friday.
7,953
posted on
11/22/2005 8:41:51 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: NicknamedBob; EsmeraldaA
Well, I think I'm going to read until I fall asleep.
Good night.
7,954
posted on
11/22/2005 9:06:13 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: tuliptree76; NicknamedBob
I am off to do exactly that.
A cup of tea and a book.
Sweet dreams.
To: tuliptree76
7,956
posted on
11/22/2005 9:47:22 PM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
To: NicknamedBob
Wow! Very good!
I thought I was busy yesterday!
7,957
posted on
11/23/2005 4:35:20 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan; tuliptree76; Monkey Face
Working today, then traveling.
I'll see you all when I can. Enjoy your turkey!
7,958
posted on
11/23/2005 4:48:21 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob; Do not dub me shapka broham; Knitting A Conundrum
This picture just turned up on a religion thread :-).
7,959
posted on
11/23/2005 5:03:18 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
To: Tax-chick
Happy Increase your BMI Day Eve!
7,960
posted on
11/23/2005 6:38:16 AM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Cowards cut and run, Marines never do" Congresswoman Jean Schmidt (Rep-Ohio))
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