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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Monkey Face

True.
Rhode Island reds are the spelling chicken of choice this way.
*snicker*

Ooooh, you mean..


7,681 posted on 11/21/2005 8:10:32 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Paul_Denton

No, I was elsewhere.


7,682 posted on 11/21/2005 8:10:46 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Monkey Face

LOL, my typos are pretty bad.


7,683 posted on 11/21/2005 8:11:08 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Monkey Face
LOL!
Why?
7,684 posted on 11/21/2005 8:11:57 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

Yepper. I do.
*wink*


7,685 posted on 11/21/2005 8:12:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

'Cause no one was posting but me!


7,686 posted on 11/21/2005 8:13:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare

To know your typos is to love them...


7,687 posted on 11/21/2005 8:13:51 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
Well, Why would you? You are not a troll thingy.
7,688 posted on 11/21/2005 8:15:23 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face

*chuckle*

In other news:
The local whip-poor-will is outside.
He's being rather slow tonight in his calls.


7,689 posted on 11/21/2005 8:15:31 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

But most of my posts are here, on the UT. So when I post somewhere else, no one responds...or they all do...with kitty pics...:o|


7,690 posted on 11/21/2005 8:18:39 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

I am multitasking and been very slow at it. LOL! Can't you tell?


7,691 posted on 11/21/2005 8:20:06 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

He's not the only one...I ' v e g o t t h e s l o w s . . .


7,692 posted on 11/21/2005 8:21:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: HKMk23
Ping me later when you return.

Ping...

7,693 posted on 11/21/2005 8:21:02 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Monkey Face
With kitty pics? LOL!

Where do you go?
7,694 posted on 11/21/2005 8:21:50 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Paul_Denton
"Conclusion to the battle scene in post 7,606 "

Read it. Could use a little editorial tightening up. Spelling has improved, though!

You have a good command of a descriptive battle scene.

7,695 posted on 11/21/2005 8:22:06 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Monkey Face

I dunno what happened to the little red owl we had here.
He tried to carry off a cat, but merely stood on the felines back furiously flapping his wings, much to the amusement of the cat.

He let go and went to find more portable prey elsewhere, and I haven't seen him since.


7,696 posted on 11/21/2005 8:22:45 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I'm glad you made it safe.


7,697 posted on 11/21/2005 8:23:11 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: EsmeraldaA

Whereever I'm pinged. But most people forget me because I'm not very active on the threads.


7,698 posted on 11/21/2005 8:23:32 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob

Thanks :)


7,699 posted on 11/21/2005 8:25:06 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL! That must have been very embarrassing for the owl...:o]


7,700 posted on 11/21/2005 8:25:21 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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