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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear; Tax-chick
You people are making me hungry, and all I have is this huge can of Planters mixed nuts.
7,541
posted on
11/21/2005 5:41:51 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Have a good evening. I'm headed into one of those technical nightmares -- trying to make an old Dell computer useful, but so far every Linux distro I toss at it turns into toast. The last one hinted, on the way down, that there may well be a hardware problem.
I'm likely out for the night.
7,542
posted on
11/21/2005 5:42:33 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: NicknamedBob
Mixed nuts, huh? Kinda like the UT...
*wink-wink*
7,543
posted on
11/21/2005 5:48:16 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: sionnsar
7,544
posted on
11/21/2005 5:49:06 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
We used raisins. I don't like nuts. I guess we'll have to make plain sugar cookies, or peanut butter, for James. He doesn't like chocolate chips!
7,545
posted on
11/21/2005 5:49:37 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
To: Tax-chick
Doesn't like
chocolate chips?????He's no son of MINE, then!!!
(How's the little guy doing, anyway? You haven't posted a pic of him in a long time.)
7,546
posted on
11/21/2005 5:52:12 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
You can tell James that I like peanut butter cookies also. He's lucky I'm not there to tussle with him over them.
7,547
posted on
11/21/2005 5:56:19 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Monkey Face
I don't know how a child could not like chocolate chips, but he carefully spits them out of the cookies, and makes a big mess!
He's fine -- we have pictures on the digital camera, but getting Der Prinz to transfer them is another whole process ...
7,548
posted on
11/21/2005 5:56:33 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
To: NicknamedBob
They're not made yet, but I'll make a couple dozen tomorrow.
7,549
posted on
11/21/2005 5:57:16 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
To: Dead Corpse
yes - they're back there somewhere
7,550
posted on
11/21/2005 5:59:22 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick
Golly. Now I wonder (to myslef) why I didn't buy peanut butter cookie stuff when I got the chocolate chips. And sugar cookie stuff so I can frost them...*sigh*
7,551
posted on
11/21/2005 6:01:52 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Tax-chick
Ah, memories of childhood Holidays.
Tangerines, something my little fingers could deal with, and peanut butter cookies, with furrows of fork tines making them look like a small field ready for planting.
Nobody in the world could make better banana pudding than my mom.
7,552
posted on
11/21/2005 6:06:48 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: tuliptree76; Monkey Face; EsmeraldaA
Good evening.
My hard drive swap seems to be done.. maybe.
7,553
posted on
11/21/2005 6:12:06 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Darksheare
Hi, Darks!
LOOK!!! I'm still awake!
:o]
7,554
posted on
11/21/2005 6:14:24 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Grampa Dave
Yes, it was quite a relief that he finally caught a bolt to his britches.
7,555
posted on
11/21/2005 6:18:31 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Darksheare; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; King Prout; sionnsar; HKMk23; fanfan
Howdy, Darks, glad your project worked okay.
We've been making each other hungry for a while. I think it might be time to bring another matter to the table. Ahem.
That being the upcoming holiday. Since I'm the one remembering my childhood holidays, let me describe the scene...
Thanksgiving Day Dinner
We have our family gathered here,
To talk about another year,
Of childrens teeth and strength of limb,
And who gave birth to another him.
The table almost makes a sound,
As yet more burden is inbound,
A noble bird makes its last flight,
And joins us for a feast tonight.
With mashed potatoes, candied yams,
Peas and corn, and sugared hams,
Cranberry sauce to please the eye,
And dont forget the pumpkin pie.
A bowl of gravy, steaming hot,
And Grandmoms soup in the old stewpot,
Some buttered rolls and special bread,
But not a bite til Grace is said.
Before you help to pass the bowls,
The One Who helped you reach your goals,
Is listening for your voices clear,
To give Him thanks is why were here.
Please just be patient for a mite,
And hold in check your appetite,
The Lord will get His just desserts,
With each strong voice that Love asserts.
NicknamedBob . . . . . November 21, 2004
7,556
posted on
11/21/2005 6:19:13 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Darkchylde
7,557
posted on
11/21/2005 6:21:34 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darksheare
HIYA Darks!
Lovely to see you, I hope it is.
To: Monkey Face
I'm more or less awake aftter playing with this machine for over 12 hours.
7,559
posted on
11/21/2005 6:23:19 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
nawp - that'd be obscene, and i am too modest and virtuous to ever do anything vulgar like that ;)
7,560
posted on
11/21/2005 6:23:30 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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