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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear; Tax-chick

You people are making me hungry, and all I have is this huge can of Planters mixed nuts.


7,541 posted on 11/21/2005 5:41:51 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Have a good evening. I'm headed into one of those technical nightmares -- trying to make an old Dell computer useful, but so far every Linux distro I toss at it turns into toast. The last one hinted, on the way down, that there may well be a hardware problem.

I'm likely out for the night.

7,542 posted on 11/21/2005 5:42:33 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: NicknamedBob

Mixed nuts, huh? Kinda like the UT...

*wink-wink*


7,543 posted on 11/21/2005 5:48:16 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: sionnsar

Awwww....dang...


7,544 posted on 11/21/2005 5:49:06 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

We used raisins. I don't like nuts. I guess we'll have to make plain sugar cookies, or peanut butter, for James. He doesn't like chocolate chips!


7,545 posted on 11/21/2005 5:49:37 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: Tax-chick
Doesn't like chocolate chips?????

He's no son of MINE, then!!!

(How's the little guy doing, anyway? You haven't posted a pic of him in a long time.)

7,546 posted on 11/21/2005 5:52:12 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

You can tell James that I like peanut butter cookies also. He's lucky I'm not there to tussle with him over them.


7,547 posted on 11/21/2005 5:56:19 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Monkey Face

I don't know how a child could not like chocolate chips, but he carefully spits them out of the cookies, and makes a big mess!

He's fine -- we have pictures on the digital camera, but getting Der Prinz to transfer them is another whole process ...


7,548 posted on 11/21/2005 5:56:33 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: NicknamedBob

They're not made yet, but I'll make a couple dozen tomorrow.


7,549 posted on 11/21/2005 5:57:16 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: Dead Corpse

yes - they're back there somewhere


7,550 posted on 11/21/2005 5:59:22 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

Golly. Now I wonder (to myslef) why I didn't buy peanut butter cookie stuff when I got the chocolate chips. And sugar cookie stuff so I can frost them...*sigh*


7,551 posted on 11/21/2005 6:01:52 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Tax-chick

Ah, memories of childhood Holidays.

Tangerines, something my little fingers could deal with, and peanut butter cookies, with furrows of fork tines making them look like a small field ready for planting.

Nobody in the world could make better banana pudding than my mom.


7,552 posted on 11/21/2005 6:06:48 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: tuliptree76; Monkey Face; EsmeraldaA

Good evening.
My hard drive swap seems to be done.. maybe.


7,553 posted on 11/21/2005 6:12:06 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

Hi, Darks!
LOOK!!! I'm still awake!
:o]


7,554 posted on 11/21/2005 6:14:24 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Grampa Dave

Yes, it was quite a relief that he finally caught a bolt to his britches.


7,555 posted on 11/21/2005 6:18:31 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; King Prout; sionnsar; HKMk23; fanfan
Howdy, Darks, glad your project worked okay.

We've been making each other hungry for a while. I think it might be time to bring another matter to the table. Ahem.

That being the upcoming holiday. Since I'm the one remembering my childhood holidays, let me describe the scene...



Thanksgiving Day Dinner

We have our family gathered here,
To talk about another year,
Of children’s teeth and strength of limb,
And who gave birth to another him.

The table almost makes a sound,
As yet more burden is inbound,
A noble bird makes its last flight,
And joins us for a feast tonight.

With mashed potatoes, candied yams,
Peas and corn, and sugared hams,
Cranberry sauce to please the eye,
And don’t forget the pumpkin pie.

A bowl of gravy, steaming hot,
And Grandmom’s soup in the old stewpot,
Some buttered rolls and special bread,
But not a bite ‘til Grace is said.

Before you help to pass the bowls,
The One Who helped you reach your goals,
Is listening for your voices clear,
To give Him thanks is why we’re here.

Please just be patient for a mite,
And hold in check your appetite,
The Lord will get His just desserts,
With each strong voice that Love asserts.


NicknamedBob . . . . . November 21, 2004

7,556 posted on 11/21/2005 6:19:13 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Darkchylde

woo!


7,557 posted on 11/21/2005 6:21:34 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare
HIYA Darks!

Lovely to see you, I hope it is.
7,558 posted on 11/21/2005 6:22:34 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face

I'm more or less awake aftter playing with this machine for over 12 hours.


7,559 posted on 11/21/2005 6:23:19 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

nawp - that'd be obscene, and i am too modest and virtuous to ever do anything vulgar like that ;)


7,560 posted on 11/21/2005 6:23:30 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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