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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Monkey Face
Not Witch of The North, Wicked Witch of The North!! Well, anyway, that IS what she says (to herself)!!
7,481 posted on 11/21/2005 2:14:21 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

Your Life Degree?


7,482 posted on 11/21/2005 2:15:50 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: A CA Guy

Today I ate a bowl of cereal for breakfast, and tomato soup for lunch. I'm starting to get hungry, but I'm not sure what I'll have for dinner.


7,483 posted on 11/21/2005 2:16:26 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I'm sure I wouldn't know...I try never to be in the same city "it's" in. I'm ashamed that she even calls herself a "woman." She's an insult to Eve.


7,484 posted on 11/21/2005 2:17:11 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

My degree I'm working on in school.

Gotta go. Later.


7,485 posted on 11/21/2005 2:25:12 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76
Good afternoon, everyone.

Hi, Prof-ette Dr. Tulip! Just wrapping up my Friday afternoon, will be back later.

7,486 posted on 11/21/2005 2:30:12 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Monkey Face

As you know, I'm not too religious, but I think Hitlery is the AntiChrist!! (how does she retract her horns???)


7,487 posted on 11/21/2005 2:34:50 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

Seeya later!!


7,488 posted on 11/21/2005 2:35:39 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: sionnsar

Hi, sion!
How was (is?) your Monday?


7,489 posted on 11/21/2005 2:38:09 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Don't ask me...ask her...I don't want to get too close to her...the "ugly" might rub off on me...*shudder*


7,490 posted on 11/21/2005 2:39:04 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

He's not a big dog and not having to pick up after him is one of the advantages.

He does remarkable amounts though considering his 4 pounds.

I won't have larger dogs anymore, that requires big trash cans and a shovel for a daily backyard walk through the minefield.


7,491 posted on 11/21/2005 2:39:26 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76

Take some cereal in a zip lock bag. It is healthier to eat six times a day than to diet or eat a few larger or small meals.


7,492 posted on 11/21/2005 2:40:40 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Monkey Face
I don't want to get too close to her...the "ugly" might rub off on me...*shudder*

Very unlikely to happen!!

7,493 posted on 11/21/2005 2:40:55 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: A CA Guy

Been there. Done that. I'll train my next dog to use the litter box...


7,494 posted on 11/21/2005 2:41:22 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
It started out Monday but it's winding up Friday. But I have some more work before it's over...

Back later.

7,495 posted on 11/21/2005 2:41:28 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

One never knows when dealing with the Ugly Factor. And THAT one is ugly to the BONE!


7,496 posted on 11/21/2005 2:42:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: sionnsar

Friday, huh? How'd you manage that???


7,497 posted on 11/21/2005 2:42:57 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

I would train my 4 pounder to flush, but he's probably go down the drain in the process.


7,498 posted on 11/21/2005 2:45:48 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Monkey Face

She HAS ugly bones!


7,499 posted on 11/21/2005 2:45:58 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: A CA Guy

Like I said...


7,500 posted on 11/21/2005 2:48:37 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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