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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Darkchylde

oh THERE you are!


7,101 posted on 11/19/2005 11:31:32 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde
Really Darks, what happened is just fun among brothers.

Wasn't it?
;-)
7,102 posted on 11/19/2005 11:31:45 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darkchylde; Darksheare
Well, earlier I posted your 'theme song'
And not long ago I posted a Criss Angel song.
7,103 posted on 11/19/2005 11:34:25 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darkchylde

Well.. when he got flattened by the tree, I poked him with a stick to see if he was still alive.

His friends applauded.
(Real friends will score your pain Olympic style..)

And then he stood up..


Fun?
Frightening.
His ex-wife literally asked, "What's it take to KILL one of you?!"
(I won't say what I have survived. Suffice it to say, I have NOT whizzed on an electric fence.)


7,104 posted on 11/19/2005 11:34:35 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Oh..


7,105 posted on 11/19/2005 11:34:48 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde
You sensed her 'presence'? LOL!
7,106 posted on 11/19/2005 11:36:24 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

whizzing on a cattlefence is an excellent way to wake up when groggy from camping out on cold hard ground


7,107 posted on 11/19/2005 11:36:27 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darkchylde

"I sense a disturbance in the fours!"

"Go fish!"


Yes, I was aware of sis.


7,108 posted on 11/19/2005 11:37:39 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare


Sweet Dreams everyone!

7,109 posted on 11/19/2005 11:37:41 PM PST by trussell (Miss you TC)
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To: King Prout

Yes, that takes the chill out of the morning air, lights up your eyes, and supercharges your senses instantaneously while you stand there and go, "Oh, that's odd, ouch."


7,110 posted on 11/19/2005 11:38:42 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: trussell

Pleasant dreams, see you in the morning.


7,111 posted on 11/19/2005 11:38:58 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout

Uh, yes... here I am. I've had my cup of tea, now I'm friendly.


7,112 posted on 11/19/2005 11:39:17 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde
Well, they say the good stuff comes in small bottles and packages. hehe hehe
7,113 posted on 11/19/2005 11:39:45 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

does wonders, I tell ya. especially if it is a pulsed fence.


7,114 posted on 11/19/2005 11:39:59 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare

Another good laugh...and just before bed. Thank you very much!


7,115 posted on 11/19/2005 11:40:10 PM PST by trussell (Miss you TC)
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To: trussell

"Nite trussell.


7,116 posted on 11/19/2005 11:40:23 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darkchylde

shall I send you some Bloaty's Pizza and a GameSlave2?


7,117 posted on 11/19/2005 11:40:50 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: trussell

'nite


7,118 posted on 11/19/2005 11:41:20 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darksheare

I suppose you could say we have a lot of.... moxie.


7,119 posted on 11/19/2005 11:41:45 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darkchylde

He hadn't had any that day.
That was his normal behavior.


7,120 posted on 11/19/2005 11:41:52 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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