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To: EsmeraldaA; Darkchylde

Well.. when he got flattened by the tree, I poked him with a stick to see if he was still alive.

His friends applauded.
(Real friends will score your pain Olympic style..)

And then he stood up..


Fun?
Frightening.
His ex-wife literally asked, "What's it take to KILL one of you?!"
(I won't say what I have survived. Suffice it to say, I have NOT whizzed on an electric fence.)


7,104 posted on 11/19/2005 11:34:35 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

whizzing on a cattlefence is an excellent way to wake up when groggy from camping out on cold hard ground


7,107 posted on 11/19/2005 11:36:27 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde
Well, they say the good stuff comes in small bottles and packages. hehe hehe
7,113 posted on 11/19/2005 11:39:45 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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