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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Yes.
HTML for dummies.
I asked for it for my birthday last year.
Obviously, I don't spend enough time reading it.
;-)
6,641
posted on
11/19/2005 5:35:26 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
I'm just happy to know that there is a real, live manual, written in the form of a book, for mere mortal n00bs like me!
6,642
posted on
11/19/2005 5:40:26 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: All
jpg, gif, png, bmp, tif, swf
Are any of these sound files?
Are we allowed to upload music in order to play it for our FRiends?
6,643
posted on
11/19/2005 5:40:34 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
SO; was that a No thank you? LOL!
To: Alice au Wonderland
When I want to use "instructions" to figure something out, I always find they don't answer the questions I'm asking.
The best learning tool I have found is FR.
:-)
6,645
posted on
11/19/2005 5:47:03 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
find a free-access audio file online, and then use the [a href="url"]title of song[/a] html code to post a link which will automatically load that audio file when selected.
6,646
posted on
11/19/2005 5:48:32 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: fanfan
"The best learning tool I have found is FR." And the best motivation to use it.
6,647
posted on
11/19/2005 5:49:08 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: fanfan
6,648
posted on
11/19/2005 5:49:29 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: EsmeraldaA
:-D
I meant to post this question to you as well.
I appreciate your help.
Can I use any of these formats to post the song on the net?
Obviously I don't know what I'm doing re: finding songs, or posting songs.
jpg, gif, png, bmp, tif, swf
6,649
posted on
11/19/2005 5:54:11 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Do you have a site where to upload it first?
You can not link it if you don't have it on the first place.
Again,If you tell me the song, I may be able to get it for you.
If you want the 'joy' of posting it, I could freepmail it to you and THEN you can post it.
To: fanfan; NicknamedBob; King Prout; timpad
I have very few computer skills beyond turning the bloody thing on and selecting the icon that transports me to the function that I want.
It really wasn't until FR that I felt bold enough to change not only the icon that lets me into my part of the computer but to change my password. It was at that moment that my husband realized that he'd lost control over the internet.
The tutorials at the html sandbox are marvelous, but I can't figure out how to do half the stuff I'm supposed to do, in order to do the thing that I went there to learn how to do in the first place! Things like keeping a "clip board" or some kind of short cut list. The spirit is more than willing but the knowledge is nonexistent.
Prout, when you stop thumping your head on the desk, this will all seem pretty darn funny.
Anyway, I need a manual in one hand and a keyboard in the other. I'm determined to become as adept as all of you.
6,651
posted on
11/19/2005 6:09:36 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: fanfan
jpg, gif, png, bmp, tif, swf I'm not familiar with the swf format, but the rest are all graphics files. avi (maybe), wav (yes), mp3 (better, for size) but... those of us with slow dialup don't even *want* to download very much.
A while back I ripped some CDs at rather lower than usual quality, but even at that mediocre quality one song would take me about 15 minutes to download.
6,652
posted on
11/19/2005 6:16:59 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: sionnsar; All
I'm determined to figure this out at some point, but not tonight.
Thanks for your help everyone.
Good night.
:-)
6,653
posted on
11/19/2005 6:26:50 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: sionnsar; fanfan; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Monkey Face; timpad; Tax-chick; Americanwolf; ...
Time for me to log off for the night; I gotta pack our bags.
If I don't have an opportunity to chat tomorrow, or at any time during my vacation (I don't know if I'll be allowed to hijack the mom's computer), please know that I will be thinking of you.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
'Night, everyone!
6,654
posted on
11/19/2005 6:27:26 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
To: Alice au Wonderland
see ya sometime this week. drive safely.
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6,656
posted on
11/19/2005 6:31:02 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: fanfan
fanfan, I'm with you. It's been a long day, and I have one more test of my PDA before I pack it in for the night.
6,657
posted on
11/19/2005 6:31:10 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: Alice au Wonderland
6,658
posted on
11/19/2005 6:31:45 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Night Alice!
We'll miss you. Have fun!
6,659
posted on
11/19/2005 6:31:46 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Have a pleasant trip.
No strange dreams about floating muttering D-sheare heads.
6,660
posted on
11/19/2005 6:32:21 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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