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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Alice au Wonderland

Yes.

HTML for dummies.

I asked for it for my birthday last year.


Obviously, I don't spend enough time reading it.

;-)


6,641 posted on 11/19/2005 5:35:26 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

I'm just happy to know that there is a real, live manual, written in the form of a book, for mere mortal n00bs like me!


6,642 posted on 11/19/2005 5:40:26 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: All
jpg, gif, png, bmp, tif, swf

Are any of these sound files?

Are we allowed to upload music in order to play it for our FRiends?

6,643 posted on 11/19/2005 5:40:34 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

SO; was that a No thank you? LOL!


6,644 posted on 11/19/2005 5:41:20 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland

When I want to use "instructions" to figure something out, I always find they don't answer the questions I'm asking.

The best learning tool I have found is FR.

:-)


6,645 posted on 11/19/2005 5:47:03 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
find a free-access audio file online, and then use the [a href="url"]title of song[/a] html code to post a link which will automatically load that audio file when selected.
6,646 posted on 11/19/2005 5:48:32 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: fanfan
"The best learning tool I have found is FR."

And the best motivation to use it.

6,647 posted on 11/19/2005 5:49:08 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: fanfan

.avi
.wav


6,648 posted on 11/19/2005 5:49:29 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: EsmeraldaA
:-D


I meant to post this question to you as well.
I appreciate your help.


Can I use any of these formats to post the song on the net?
Obviously I don't know what I'm doing re: finding songs, or posting songs.

jpg, gif, png, bmp, tif, swf
6,649 posted on 11/19/2005 5:54:11 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
Do you have a site where to upload it first?

You can not link it if you don't have it on the first place.

Again,If you tell me the song, I may be able to get it for you.

If you want the 'joy' of posting it, I could freepmail it to you and THEN you can post it.
6,650 posted on 11/19/2005 6:02:30 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: fanfan; NicknamedBob; King Prout; timpad
I have very few computer skills beyond turning the bloody thing on and selecting the icon that transports me to the function that I want.

It really wasn't until FR that I felt bold enough to change not only the icon that lets me into my part of the computer but to change my password. It was at that moment that my husband realized that he'd lost control over the internet.

The tutorials at the html sandbox are marvelous, but I can't figure out how to do half the stuff I'm supposed to do, in order to do the thing that I went there to learn how to do in the first place! Things like keeping a "clip board" or some kind of short cut list. The spirit is more than willing but the knowledge is nonexistent.

Prout, when you stop thumping your head on the desk, this will all seem pretty darn funny.

Anyway, I need a manual in one hand and a keyboard in the other. I'm determined to become as adept as all of you.

6,651 posted on 11/19/2005 6:09:36 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: fanfan
jpg, gif, png, bmp, tif, swf

I'm not familiar with the swf format, but the rest are all graphics files. avi (maybe), wav (yes), mp3 (better, for size) but... those of us with slow dialup don't even *want* to download very much.

A while back I ripped some CDs at rather lower than usual quality, but even at that mediocre quality one song would take me about 15 minutes to download.

6,652 posted on 11/19/2005 6:16:59 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: sionnsar; All

I'm determined to figure this out at some point, but not tonight.


Thanks for your help everyone.

Good night.

:-)


6,653 posted on 11/19/2005 6:26:50 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: sionnsar; fanfan; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Monkey Face; timpad; Tax-chick; Americanwolf; ...
Time for me to log off for the night; I gotta pack our bags.

If I don't have an opportunity to chat tomorrow, or at any time during my vacation (I don't know if I'll be allowed to hijack the mom's computer), please know that I will be thinking of you.

Have a Happy Thanksgiving!

'Night, everyone!

6,654 posted on 11/19/2005 6:27:26 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Have a great one alice!


6,655 posted on 11/19/2005 6:29:54 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland
see ya sometime this week. drive safely.

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6,656 posted on 11/19/2005 6:31:02 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: fanfan

fanfan, I'm with you. It's been a long day, and I have one more test of my PDA before I pack it in for the night.


6,657 posted on 11/19/2005 6:31:10 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Safe travel, Alice!


6,658 posted on 11/19/2005 6:31:45 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Night Alice!

We'll miss you. Have fun!


6,659 posted on 11/19/2005 6:31:46 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Have a pleasant trip.
No strange dreams about floating muttering D-sheare heads.


6,660 posted on 11/19/2005 6:32:21 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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