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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: tuliptree76

Had some potato chips, but bought 5 qts of chocolate swirl ice cream. It's a BIG BUCKET.


6,421 posted on 11/18/2005 10:03:14 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76

6,422 posted on 11/18/2005 10:04:59 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: A CA Guy

This ice cream will be dispersed slowly over some time unless I get my sister's family to eat it all Thanksgiving.


6,423 posted on 11/18/2005 10:05:59 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Wow, now THAT is something.


6,424 posted on 11/18/2005 10:06:56 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

I couldn't fit a 5 qt bucket in my freezer. LOL!


6,425 posted on 11/18/2005 10:14:47 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: A CA Guy
Mr. Softee is teh roxxrs!
6,426 posted on 11/18/2005 10:16:00 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

LOL! Thanks GJP. :-)


6,427 posted on 11/18/2005 10:16:05 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76
You're welcome.

:0)

6,428 posted on 11/18/2005 10:16:39 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: tuliptree76

Hi sweetie!


6,429 posted on 11/18/2005 10:17:32 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: Darksheare

Then you is REALLY up late! Kudos!


6,430 posted on 11/18/2005 10:18:35 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: calrighty

LOL, yes.
And feeling the burn, which I will regret later today..


6,431 posted on 11/18/2005 10:19:47 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

"Horseshit, Carl2. I love bacon sandwiches. In fact, it is my honest heartfelt belief that if God didn’t want me to eat bacon sandwiches He would not have made them so exquisitely tasty."

I gotta buy that Dubs!


6,432 posted on 11/18/2005 10:20:22 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: Darksheare

Good to have ya. I am starting my new diet tomorrow. 2 mile power walk with 2 salads and dinner consisting of spinach salad and fish or beef..................I am ready to chew the bark off a tree right now!


6,433 posted on 11/18/2005 10:22:40 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: tuliptree76; Do not dub me shapka broham

Bad enough I needed some ice cream, but I couldn't leave without my 4 pound guard dog insisting coming along for the ride.

Since returning home from the store, this dog has not been more than 2 feet from me.

Once I open the bucket, I think the dog will make a jump for it.

He's only 6 inches high, so the plan is to open the bucket on a counter he can't reach.

I'll let you know how this goes.

Bush's fault?


6,434 posted on 11/18/2005 10:29:02 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

LOL!


6,435 posted on 11/18/2005 10:33:22 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76

I think I'm going to make the move for ice cream...


Here I go...


6,436 posted on 11/18/2005 10:38:16 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76

2.5 scoops, the dog yelled at me twice with ear piercing barks.
Let him get a taste and now that I am done, guess who is licking the bowl clean? No, not me...


6,437 posted on 11/18/2005 10:50:31 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

LOL! He just likes sharing. ;-)


6,438 posted on 11/18/2005 10:54:10 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: calrighty

Good luck with the new diet.


6,439 posted on 11/18/2005 10:55:41 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76

If it were up to him, I would be the one weighing 4 pounds from my diet.

When this dog was a 3 pound pup, he age 2.5 pounds of chicken before I stopped him.
This dog is 80% stomach from what I can figure.


6,440 posted on 11/18/2005 10:57:27 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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