I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

To: Alice au Wonderland

Looks good to me.
But I am the fountain of bad ideas.

6,341 posted on 11/18/2005 7:59:32 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)

Thank you, I shall.

It's going to be an early and busy day tomorrow.

Good night to you all! I shall "see" you tomorrow. *waving hand not holding the steel ruler*

6,342 posted on 11/18/2005 7:59:49 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)

To: timpad; Alice au Wonderland

Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience ...

I can attest to that, my liege.

6,343 posted on 11/18/2005 8:02:57 PM PST by Das Outsider (Not afraid of k-niggets--even black ones.)

What do you mean "OUCH"? That was a sincere compliment!

KODT penned "Ode to a Jockstrap" on the back of a paper napkin in a restaurant. In iambic pentameter. With words that rhymed.

I have suffered from an inferiority complex ever since. *sniff, sniff*

6,344 posted on 11/18/2005 8:03:28 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)

To: Alice au Wonderland

Ouch because I'm not that good.

6,345 posted on 11/18/2005 8:03:56 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)

To: Das Outsider

Well, a girl has to make a living some how!

6,346 posted on 11/18/2005 8:04:39 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)

Because nothing cleans up like and orc upright.

Oh dear--that's thoroughly British....I think you need to read my currently unfinished story --"Hieronymus Handwringer"--on the homepage.

6,347 posted on 11/18/2005 8:05:31 PM PST by Das Outsider (Read it.)

Modesty does not become you. Break out of your shell, Darks, and embrace the brilliant you!

6,348 posted on 11/18/2005 8:05:36 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)

To: Alice au Wonderland

How about Purveyor of Persimmons?

6,349 posted on 11/18/2005 8:06:45 PM PST by Das Outsider (Purveyor of stuff.)

To: Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde

Brilliant?
I'm not all that brilliant.
*chuckle*

My sis wrote this:

On the third moon of Ladraxia in the 28th dimension of Noman's Land, just south of The Twilight Zone and just this side of the Outer Limits.. the creature stirred.
The Dispepsians screamed their ululating gargles of fear and ran jello-like on their trails of slug-like slime.

Meanwhile, back in Chicago in an otherwise normal apartment, some guy watches football and eats a pizza for NO apparent REASON.

It didn't matter if they ran, they'd be part of the broth soon enough.
Them AND all their creepy sliminess!
And then their ululating would stop, and peaceful tranquility would once again take over the barren moonscape of the sport's reporter's forehead.

6,350 posted on 11/18/2005 8:06:54 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)

To: Alice au Wonderland

and a good night to you..

6,351 posted on 11/18/2005 8:07:06 PM PST by Americanwolf (Support the Minutemen Civil Defense Corp...Doing the Job our government won't !)

To: Das Outsider

My family comes from many places, and many words are used in their British forms among my family.
Truly odd, but expected.

6,352 posted on 11/18/2005 8:08:02 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)

To: Alice au Wonderland

I shall add it to Da List, if it pleases you.

6,353 posted on 11/18/2005 8:09:02 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)

To: Das Outsider

LOL, soused and wearing pants made of SPAM.

6,354 posted on 11/18/2005 8:11:22 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)

My family comes from many places, and many words are used in their British forms among my family.
Truly odd, but expected.

Ah--but you didn't read the story. You may be the first, you know.

6,355 posted on 11/18/2005 8:12:42 PM PST by Das Outsider (Writes stuff.)

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Murtha?
screws goats.
we have photos.
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6,356 posted on 11/18/2005 8:12:55 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)

Darks... it is comments like that, that make me question you sanity... :)

6,357 posted on 11/18/2005 8:13:04 PM PST by Americanwolf (Support the Minutemen Civil Defense Corp...Doing the Job our government won't !)

To: Das Outsider

I read it..
*chuckle*

It isn't finished you said?

6,358 posted on 11/18/2005 8:14:15 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)

To: Americanwolf; Das Outsider

Read the tale towards the bottom of Das Outsiders bio page.

6,359 posted on 11/18/2005 8:14:53 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)

To: Darksheare; Das Outsider; Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde

It amuses and inspires me, that in this jabberwockian pantheon, I get to be the voice of calm and tranquil reason.

Bwa-Ha-ha!*Rubs hands gleefully, with a mad gleam in his eyes*

6,360 posted on 11/18/2005 8:16:10 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)

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