I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

[The Zontron 7000]

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.

[Darksheare]

Oh.
Okers.

[EsmeraldaA]

*I now have a theme song?*

A Whiter Shade Of Pale....

Hello!!

[Darksheare]

Heck no.
*chuckel*

I keep my face where it is.

[Monkey Face]

That really is an addictive site...

[Monkey Face]

And YOU got 6060!

[Darksheare]

Yes.

I am the darkest in hair color in my family.
Everyone else is lighter in hair color.
However.. the rule of thumb now is that I have the lighter skin tone.
Sis is the exception on the skin tone.

And that is teh basic run down, sorta.
It is slightly more complex.

But I do look like I belong sitting somewhere under the full moon pondering things from a rooftop or such.

[Dead Corpse]

This one? Procol Harum

We skipped the light fandango
Turned cartwheels ’cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
But the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
As the ceiling flew away
When we called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray

And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale
She said, ’there is no reason
And the truth is plain to see.’
But I wandered through my playing cards
And would not let her be
One of sixteen vestal virgins
Who were leaving for the coast
And although my eyes were open
They might have just as well’ve been closed
She said, ’I’m home on shore leave,’
Though in truth we were at sea
So I took her by the looking glass
And forced her to agree
Saying, ’you must be the mermaid
Who took neptune for a ride.’
But she smiled at me so sadly
That my anger straightway died

If music be the food of love
Then laughter is it’s queen
And likewise if behind is in front
Then dirt in truth is clean
My mouth by then like cardboard
Seemed to slip straight through my head
So we crash-dived straightway quickly
And attacked the ocean bed

[EsmeraldaA]

I guess that part is most annoying....
And painful...ouch!

You wear hats or caps for that?

[Darkchylde]

Yes, I was saying.... it's now my very own special theme song?
How many other FReepers can claim that for themselves? ;-)

[Dead Corpse]

Sure is. My fave is still the Exorcist.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Try lead paint.

[EsmeraldaA]

That is tooo convenient Darks, I'll wait.....around...

[Alice au Wonderland]

Out to make the ballet/swim run and to squeeze in about a thousand or so errands. I'll be back later tonight, I hope!

[Darksheare]

"It would take more than love to frighten me, I have a lot of experience in the field. So much more than love to mutate me because I've had an awful lot of experience for real."
-Into Another "Mutate Me"


Starts out with:

"Lest we fall in, hold on tightly tooth and nail to the crumbling sandstone walls.
Of this ancient hole in the world, at the bottom one dies and becomes like them again. Like them.
Unfeeling like them, unhealing like them.
It would take more than love to frighten me, I have a lot of experience in the field.
So evolution must kick in, I want to be mutated upgraded into missing link.
Between the braces human and whatever risks that come, I don't want to be this any longer.
I am not like them, I am unlike them.
There's nothing for me. (x4)
It would take more than love to frighten me, I have a lot of experience in the field.
So much more than love to mutate me because I've had an awful lot of experience for real.."

[Darkchylde]

No, unfortunately I wore a hat in the sun once. The stud
in the top of the hat (proper word isn't coming to mind
right now) actually burned me. So not only did I have a
sunburn, I also had a small round burn in the part of my
hair as well. It's always confounded me how I manage.

[Darksheare]

I was thinking of using acrylic enamel ablative..

[EsmeraldaA]

I, on the other hand , am the darkest in skin color.
One of my brothers calls me all kind of not very PC names.
LOL!

[Darksheare]

I'll have to use alternate means of showing you teh image.

[Darksheare]

Tazer him.

[EsmeraldaA]

YES. that is the one.

One of my favs. actually.
I like the Annie Lennox version too. But the Procol Harum is better.