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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Alice au Wonderland

I was explaining Xeroderma Pigmentosa and why my sis doesn't suffer form that.
She does suffer from having inherited creamy pale skin and a sun sensitivity akin to vampirism.

I myself suffer some sun sensitivity.
But it takes me slightly longer to burn.
But still less than what is the norm.

I have pigmentation.
Sis does too, but not as much as I do.
There are times I look like a Northern Turk.


6,061 posted on 11/18/2005 12:06:37 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Gotta make you wonder if the blush response is highly pronounced...


6,062 posted on 11/18/2005 12:07:01 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darksheare

Actually I was a strawberry blonde when I was
little. It eventually went to a dull blonde/brown
shade. I have since started dying it red (it probably
would be anyway if I could stand some sun time).

I'm probably the whitest white girl this side of
albinism. I even (especially?) get a sunburn down
the part in my hair. It seems to be the first thing to burn.


6,063 posted on 11/18/2005 12:07:08 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde; Darksheare
LMAO!!
I am going to post that song and ping you....
6,064 posted on 11/18/2005 12:07:34 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare; EsmeraldaA

You say on a stake... & I think on a steak.


6,065 posted on 11/18/2005 12:08:22 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Dead Corpse; Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde

Okay, so my dark brown almost black hair doesn't keep my face from going a blotchy red pink should I blush.
(I usually don't)

But sis is worse!


6,066 posted on 11/18/2005 12:09:52 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darkchylde; EsmeraldaA

Steak addict!
Porterhouse or tenderloin?


6,067 posted on 11/18/2005 12:10:37 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde
HEY!!
I have NEVER seen that picture! Not fair.....
Will you share it?
6,068 posted on 11/18/2005 12:11:24 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darksheare

I now have a theme song? ;-)


6,069 posted on 11/18/2005 12:11:32 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde

Ah! Sorry that I can't help either of you. I brown like a nut and my kids either turn golden in the sun or turn black just by thinking about the sun.


6,070 posted on 11/18/2005 12:11:52 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Dead Corpse

Mmmmmmmm.....*raised eyebrow*


6,071 posted on 11/18/2005 12:13:05 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde
I see.
Still...you're been a mean older brother.
6,072 posted on 11/18/2005 12:13:27 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Darksheare

*hisssss meow! ffft! fffft!* ;-)


6,073 posted on 11/18/2005 12:13:43 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darksheare
I don't think that's the blush response to which DC was referring.

Of course, my prurient nature could have led me to misinterpret DC's comment.

6,074 posted on 11/18/2005 12:14:59 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Currently my image server is down.
:-/


6,075 posted on 11/18/2005 12:16:09 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I'm a lot too "Northern European" to be able to hold a tan well. My face pretty much just burns unless I take serious precautions.


6,076 posted on 11/18/2005 12:16:14 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde

She will? Okay.....


6,077 posted on 11/18/2005 12:16:35 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I bet if you tickle 'em just right you can get some rosy blushes going on....


6,078 posted on 11/18/2005 12:17:07 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde

SPF 50 is no help.


6,079 posted on 11/18/2005 12:17:43 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

Hehhe... try tinypic.com.


6,080 posted on 11/18/2005 12:17:59 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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