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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Hi Alice! You survived again!
5,861
posted on
11/17/2005 6:39:10 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Hi!
I keep telling DC that I have stamina to spare. I don't think he believes me.
5,862
posted on
11/17/2005 6:44:10 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
"... that I have stamina to spare." Just what I'm looking for. Can you slip some into a Mason Jar and send it over?
5,863
posted on
11/17/2005 6:50:33 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Sure. What size do you want? I have the cutesy small jam jars, the pints, and the quarts (in regular and wide mouth).
5,864
posted on
11/17/2005 6:53:46 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I never seem to get into any small jams, and wide mouth certainly sounds appropriate for me.
Please send a quart over. Thanks!
5,865
posted on
11/17/2005 7:02:49 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Courage!
I take my courage liquidly,
So smoothly it slips down.
And then I’m ready to take on,
The toughest guys in town!
Perhaps I would do better,
To look inside myself,
And drag the lion from my heart,
Instead of from a shelf.
I know it’s there inside me,
I hear it mewl and hiss!
And when I try to fetch it out,
“Don’t drag me into this!”
Someday it might grow up a bit,
What do these things consume?
Somehow it doesn’t seem to thrive,
In dark corners of the room.
Perhaps a little sunshine,
And fresh air is what it needs.
It seems you cannot win first prize,
Displaying only seeds.
NicknamedBob . . . . . . November 17, 2005
5,866
posted on
11/17/2005 7:22:22 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
I'm awed by your ability to compose poetry!
Sorry for the delay in my response, but my alter-ego, Prof. Alice, decided to use her venomous, red-inked quill on an idiot on another thread.
How many mason jars do you need and for what purpose, may I ask? Is it for liquid courage or canned stamina?
5,867
posted on
11/17/2005 7:57:35 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I don't really have a problem about courage, (since I studiously avoid situations where it is required!), that was just poetic license.
I'd like a dozen jars of stamina, please! I promise to indulge only sparingly!
5,868
posted on
11/17/2005 8:13:35 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
I'll send them by super-secret-snail-mail; wrapped in innocuous, forgettable brown paper.
5,869
posted on
11/17/2005 8:16:10 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
"... wrapped in innocuous, forgettable brown paper." I love innocuous, forgettable brown paper! I'll be the envy of my neighborhood.
5,870
posted on
11/17/2005 8:25:22 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Oh, good! Now I know what to get you for Christmas!
5,871
posted on
11/17/2005 8:33:40 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare
Good Night, Fellas! It's time for me to hit the sack.
5,872
posted on
11/17/2005 8:44:29 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
"Now I know what to get you for Christmas!"My needs are simple; a castle, an endless supply of intoxicating beverages, and intoxicating wenches to serve them, books to read and write, planets to explore and conquer, starships of various vintages and lethality, and several million days to enjoy them with.
5,873
posted on
11/17/2005 8:47:49 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
No one can legitimately accuse you of asking for too much out of life, Bob!
5,874
posted on
11/17/2005 8:48:46 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I enjoy paying small coins for large treasures.
Good Night!
5,875
posted on
11/17/2005 8:50:24 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Darksheare
damn... I love "Mythbusters"
liquid nitrous oxide (NO2) fed into a chamber filled with homogeneous carbon-in-parrafin, eh?
[eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil chuckles]
5,876
posted on
11/17/2005 8:52:42 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
I loved that one, too!
More important, the little darlings also love "Mythbusters".
*sighing deeply* We are in deep doo doo.
5,877
posted on
11/17/2005 8:55:18 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: King Prout
Well, they did try to do
this in there.
5,878
posted on
11/17/2005 8:59:53 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: King Prout; Eaker; Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde
"(King Prout), if I wanted someone killed, I'd go to your brother for tactical planning, come to you for technical expertise and equipment, but for the hitter I'd go get your sister." -KP
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1523949/posts?page=486#486
For some reason, when people in my family need 'sneaky', they come to me.
I dunno why.
5,879
posted on
11/17/2005 9:10:37 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
It's a line that Data said in an episode of Star Trek TNG.
5,880
posted on
11/17/2005 9:19:11 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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