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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: tuliptree76

Love it! Where'd you find it?


5,821 posted on 11/17/2005 1:42:27 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: EsmeraldaA

no marks that will matter - as whatever marks there might be would be covered by a better grip :)


5,822 posted on 11/17/2005 1:44:10 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: MNJohnnie
Howdy!

I'm only popping in for a brief respite from my life.

I spent 8 hours at the car service shop and now I have to begin the swim practice/bell choir rehearsal run.

Gack!

If I have any energy left, I'll check back in later this evening.

5,823 posted on 11/17/2005 1:44:49 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: sionnsar; All

The UT will rise again, and again, and again.....


Hi everyone.


5,824 posted on 11/17/2005 1:45:05 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: EsmeraldaA

still and all - I'd like to "get it right in one"


5,825 posted on 11/17/2005 1:45:11 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; All
Just a quick "howdy"!

What's doin?

5,826 posted on 11/17/2005 1:47:56 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

screwin' around, cleaning this and that around the house


5,827 posted on 11/17/2005 1:50:37 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; Darksheare; Dead Corpse

Why was the ostrich from the bubble universe mocking you, Prout?


5,828 posted on 11/17/2005 1:52:04 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: King Prout
Nice!
Would it be all shiny? literally.
5,829 posted on 11/17/2005 1:52:50 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland

because it was there, and I knew it not


5,830 posted on 11/17/2005 1:55:30 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout
*still and all - I'd like to "get it right in one"*

OKAY.
Now, I'm lost....
5,831 posted on 11/17/2005 1:56:51 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

the final grip might not be shiny, at first.
it will acquire a patina from use - case in point: the sheath I made for my belt knife in 1995 is GLOSSY fromconstant use-derived burnishing

the sealant I'll use on the bamboo is satin-finish clear polyurethane


5,832 posted on 11/17/2005 1:57:49 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I want to get the leather grip done correctly on the first attempt.


5,833 posted on 11/17/2005 1:58:29 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout
I didn't mean the grip but the overall.
You explanation however, covers it.
5,834 posted on 11/17/2005 2:01:03 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout
Poor baby.

I'll catch you later, I hope.

'Bye.

5,835 posted on 11/17/2005 2:01:24 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: King Prout
I see.
You do sound like a perfectionist anyway...
5,836 posted on 11/17/2005 2:02:42 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland

have a good 'un


5,837 posted on 11/17/2005 2:03:30 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

He heh heh.
Show it who's boss!


5,838 posted on 11/17/2005 2:05:13 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: SandyInSeattle
It ain't dead. It's sleeping!

It's pinin' for the fjords!

5,839 posted on 11/17/2005 2:05:37 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland

Ah, but the ostrich leather will now pay for its lack of vision.


5,840 posted on 11/17/2005 2:06:00 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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