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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Darksheare

it was hid on a shelf and forgotten about.

*sheepish*


5,801 posted on 11/17/2005 1:07:29 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Yikes!
When you finally found it, did it leap at you the way parts I rediscover do?


5,802 posted on 11/17/2005 1:08:50 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout
Really?
And how is your Baby Bow doing?
5,803 posted on 11/17/2005 1:09:41 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout
That will keep you
out of the postpartum depression......I know about such things.
5,804 posted on 11/17/2005 1:12:48 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

the Mad Bastard is just about ready to be taken to town for proper stringing and arrow selection


5,805 posted on 11/17/2005 1:15:06 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare

no, worse: it quietly mocked me from its shadowy lair.


5,806 posted on 11/17/2005 1:18:15 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Oh, it is asking for it.


5,807 posted on 11/17/2005 1:19:45 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

yep - I must figure out a few things:
1. type of glue to use for this application
2. WHEN to do it, and (related) whether to apply the leather over the sealant or over bare bamboo
3. seam location and style


5,808 posted on 11/17/2005 1:19:49 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout
Well, yes.
Boys and their toys baby bows....

We need pics.
5,809 posted on 11/17/2005 1:20:02 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

yep - it is going to get drownded, hacked up, racked, bound, and smacked around with a mallet ;)


5,810 posted on 11/17/2005 1:21:21 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: EsmeraldaA
We need pics.

VERY soon... less than 48 hours

5,811 posted on 11/17/2005 1:22:03 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout
Uhhhhhh
Most important details for that matter.
5,812 posted on 11/17/2005 1:22:47 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout
You better.

I will plague you incessantly.
5,813 posted on 11/17/2005 1:24:17 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face; Das Outsider; nicmarlo; clamper1797; ntnychik; colorado tanker; humblegunner; ...
Who killed the Undead Thread?!?!

Rumors of the Demise of the Undead Thread are greatly exaggerated.

I hope.


What's this all about?



Some guidelines for posting on this thread.
Some highlights of this thread.
Spawn of the Undead Thread:
The November Chronicles
Ping!

FReepmail sionnsar if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

Read: The October Chronicles

5,814 posted on 11/17/2005 1:24:23 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: EsmeraldaA

yes, indeed.

however: within reason, all undoable if I don't like the result


5,815 posted on 11/17/2005 1:24:36 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: EsmeraldaA

so THAT's where the boils and flaming ice-cubes came from!


5,816 posted on 11/17/2005 1:25:26 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: sionnsar

Unnngh.


5,817 posted on 11/17/2005 1:28:11 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: King Prout
Undoable you say?
Ohhhuu
No marks whatsoever?
5,818 posted on 11/17/2005 1:36:30 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: sionnsar

It ain't dead. It's sleeping!


5,819 posted on 11/17/2005 1:37:29 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: King Prout

Babe, you have no idea.


5,820 posted on 11/17/2005 1:37:33 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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