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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
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This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Monkey Face
"Are we supposed to be nervous?" Nah. Every species goes through growing pains. Perfectly normal.
5,641
posted on
11/16/2005 4:10:34 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
I thought you meant were we nervous about your DRIVING...
5,642
posted on
11/16/2005 4:14:46 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Well, the swing-by of the Moon can look a little dangerous, and of course has to be executed with precision, but mostly it's like the ride up the roller coaster -- a lot of anticipation, and then a long, gradual coast in to the station, which will be Mars orbit.
5,643
posted on
11/16/2005 4:25:30 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
I trust you.
(Got room for a back-seat driver?)
5,644
posted on
11/16/2005 4:29:04 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
We've got room for about six hundred backseat drivers. Each of our shuttle/thrusters is a ship to itself, with a cockpit and control systems.
They are currently set to operate under cooperative control, but our backup plan is to occupy the pilot's seats as fully as we can.
You have to remember that the shuttle/thrusters are also our lifeboats, if an emergency comes up.
So while some of us will be relaxing in hot tubs or comfortable couches, others will be alert and looking for any signs of trouble. Good plan, eh?
5,645
posted on
11/16/2005 4:34:35 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Yepper. Ya done good, Bob!
5,646
posted on
11/16/2005 4:35:40 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
How many epople did he frame ? : )
5,647
posted on
11/16/2005 4:37:54 PM PST
by
calrighty
( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
To: NicknamedBob
Nope! Ready to rock n roll!
5,648
posted on
11/16/2005 4:39:32 PM PST
by
calrighty
( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
To: calrighty
Uh...no, Cal...it was in the child support division! LOL!
5,649
posted on
11/16/2005 4:43:45 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: NicknamedBob
So while some of us will be relaxing in hot tubs or comfortable couches Dibs on a comfortable couch!
5,650
posted on
11/16/2005 4:49:29 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: Monkey Face
Just curious.................... : )
5,651
posted on
11/16/2005 4:49:39 PM PST
by
calrighty
( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
To: calrighty
It's all good! When I got tired of being the bad guy, I transferred over to the transportation department, since I knew more about that, anyway. I just didn't work there long enough to be tenured, dangit.
5,652
posted on
11/16/2005 4:51:48 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: NicknamedBob
Excellent! I volunteer to relax!
5,653
posted on
11/16/2005 4:55:37 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
To: Monkey Face; MNJohnnie; calrighty
Talking with my aunt now; things are looking much more positive.
5,654
posted on
11/16/2005 4:57:17 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: sionnsar
I'll be on one of them, for sure...with a nice glass of wine...and maybe some apples and cheese and grapes...
5,655
posted on
11/16/2005 4:57:23 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
5,656
posted on
11/16/2005 4:58:10 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: sionnsar; All
That's good, sion! Regards to your aunt.
I gotta go to bed. Take care, all of you.
5,657
posted on
11/16/2005 4:58:34 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: sionnsar; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Darksheare
"Dibs on a comfortable couch!"
Get as comfortable as you like, but try to be comfortable near one of the evacuation tubes, (i.e. transit tubes, the ones with the spherical elevator cars).
Should the need to evacuate occur, move to the elevator car, and go to the assigned shuttle transporter. Emergency rations and supplies are prepositioned there.
The ultimate destination of an evacuation order will depend on our position when the emergency occurs, and on how dire the problem may be. Suffice it to say, we have contingencies for every scenario.
(Note: In the above statement, I had to deliberately misspell a word to get the spelling format function. either I'm good, or Darksheare is asleep.)
5,658
posted on
11/16/2005 5:01:41 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Monkey Face
5,659
posted on
11/16/2005 5:02:44 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: NicknamedBob
5,660
posted on
11/16/2005 5:50:13 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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