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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: NicknamedBob
So I am on the list? Really do NOT want to miss the voyage. I think we will make Howard Dean Maher's room mate. That would be HOURS of viewing enjoyment once we maroon them! Of course, got to set the temperature so it can never be warmer then 55 degrees in the shed. Tell them we are "Saving the environment" by making them conserve "energy".
5,461
posted on
11/15/2005 9:47:21 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: MNJohnnie; King Prout
Any time any of the ladies what to do leg presses or squats with me we can test this little theory out. Do you have one of those leg press machines?
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Harmless Teddy Bear
How ya doin"? I see you have shared the Zeros since my unfortunate demise.
5,463
posted on
11/15/2005 9:48:20 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: tuliptree76
Do you have one of those leg press machines?
No just abnormally strong legs. A Gym membership and my best freind use to be a personal trainer. Only part of the work out I can kick his butt at is leg stuff.
5,464
posted on
11/15/2005 9:53:12 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: MNJohnnie
I don't know if that theory would still hold true for me. It's been so long. LOL! I still can kick hard though.
To: MNJohnnie
"So I am on the list?" Done. You must have gotten swept in by our recent tsunami. No damage here, other than the sudden appearance of a lot of flotsam and jetsam.
(Kidding...)
5,466
posted on
11/15/2005 9:56:17 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
lot of flotsam and jetsam.
Why yes, yes indeed that would be me. Swept up with all the other trash to serve their Majesties Space Navy. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
5,467
posted on
11/15/2005 9:58:17 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: tuliptree76; EsmeraldaA
LOL! I still can kick hard though I will be sure never to give you or Esme an occassion to want to kick me then.
5,468
posted on
11/15/2005 10:00:08 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: MNJohnnie
To: MNJohnnie
Ooops! My power went KAPUT for a while.
Already snow, huh?
The Senators thing (visit?) sounds like a whole social event or something.
I bet it's going to be very interesting and 'colorful'.hehe hehe
You will share, won't you?
To: MNJohnnie; tuliptree76; Tax-chick
You should fit in nicely.
Good Night, again, Folks. Try not to make too much of a mess. Tax-Chick will be in early, and you don't want to upset her!
5,471
posted on
11/15/2005 10:02:02 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: MNJohnnie
Are you going to be really, really good then? LOL!
To: NicknamedBob
To: EsmeraldaA
I bet it's going to be very interesting and 'colorful'.hehe hehe You will share, won't you? You bet. Hope to get pictures to post on my profile page. One Senator, George Allen may just be the next US President. Only reason I am going is to get the picts with him. Oh and ask them some rather pointed questions. Am not really happy with our Senate these days. Will post a full report. It is on Dec 8th.
5,474
posted on
11/15/2005 10:07:58 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: NicknamedBob
Good Nite! See ya TOMMOROW!
5,475
posted on
11/15/2005 10:08:36 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: tuliptree76; EsmeraldaA
Ah meeting the Senators is going to be SO much fun. My best freind's wife is going to be my "date" since he cannot go. She is a tall slender dangerously good looking lady. Going to be REAL fun watching the power brokers deal with her. Cannot wait until I can come share all the little secrets with the gang!!!!
5,476
posted on
11/15/2005 10:14:12 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: MNJohnnie
Looking forward to your report then. We have names. Excellent.
To: MNJohnnie
Lucky you! We will expect pics, not only of the Senators.....
To: EsmeraldaA; tuliptree76
Lucky you! We will expect pics, not only of the Senators.....
Oh I plan to get some pictures for everyone BEFORE then. Only fair since I got to see the picuture some Freeper have all ready posted. Any way, having more Contractors here tomorrow and it is after 12 So I must say GOOD NITE. See ya tomorrow
And Yes I promise to be a really, really, really good boy from now on since I do not want to be stuck in the middle with Esme kicking one side and Dr T76 kicking the other.
5,479
posted on
11/15/2005 10:27:44 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: MNJohnnie
LOL!
'Nite!
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