I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

Well, you're probably better off with "bunny" or "rabbit" as a moniker rather than "zit" or "booger".

5,021 posted on 11/14/2005 1:13:35 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)

5,022 posted on 11/14/2005 1:14:05 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)

You're welcome! You take the pressure off of poor IT, who attracts 00's like there's nothing to it.

5,024 posted on 11/14/2005 1:15:43 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)

You wear it well, Darks. No one else could pull it off like you do. ;o]

5,025 posted on 11/14/2005 1:17:56 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)

Well, I'm used to monikers like "Phantom" and "raven".. not "Thumper" or "bunny"..

5,026 posted on 11/14/2005 1:18:42 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)

5,027 posted on 11/14/2005 1:19:14 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)

5,028 posted on 11/14/2005 1:19:41 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)

Ohhh Déjå Vu!

We had this conversation once.
And I until Darkchylde tells me different.
I think you are pretty lucky....

Speaking of biting things... oh... never mind. I'm having trouble holding on to the thought that this place is supposed to be "family friendly".

5,030 posted on 11/14/2005 1:21:07 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)

I've still got a pair of my Marine Corps coveralls with a "Thumper" nametag. In my case, it came from my propensity to hit things when frustrated. The door of my locker was dented in a full 2" at one point. Needed to pound it back out with a hammer to get it to latch correctly. Tossed a 2" wrench the full length of a hanger once. Boy, did that make a lot of noise when it landed in and amongst all the engine shipping cans.

5,031 posted on 11/14/2005 1:24:11 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)

Sis is quite versed in how my luck runs.

I think she was the one who put Rule 22a of the universe into words: Darksheare can never win.

It works this way: I can do absolutely anything and it will be okay and normal until I SAY something about it.
Like, I learn to fly an dairplane.
It will fly perfectly normal until I SAY that I'm flying.
The moment I say taht I'm flying, Rule 22a kicks in, the engine cuts out, the flaps freeze, and the landing gear sticks.
And the parachute doesn't work..

(by way of example.)

5,032 posted on 11/14/2005 1:25:05 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)

5,034 posted on 11/14/2005 1:27:00 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)

Now, I understand why you can't dance! The next time you try, say to yourself, "I'm playing hockey" or something else not remotely connected with dancing and see how things work out.

Remember # 9 from Peter's Laws for The Creed of the Sociopathic Obsessive Compulsive: If you can't win, change the rules. And # 10: If you can't change the rules, then ignore them.

5,035 posted on 11/14/2005 1:31:33 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)

5,036 posted on 11/14/2005 1:31:33 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)

5,037 posted on 11/14/2005 1:31:50 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)

"I'll use my imagination...."

I'll bet the muscles on your imagination are humongous!

5,038 posted on 11/14/2005 1:31:55 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)

5,039 posted on 11/14/2005 1:32:31 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)

I thought that happened to everyone.Brings to mind Peter's Principle or something like that.

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