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To: EsmeraldaA; Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde; Monkey Face; fanfan

Sis is quite versed in how my luck runs.

I think she was the one who put Rule 22a of the universe into words: Darksheare can never win.

It works this way: I can do absolutely anything and it will be okay and normal until I SAY something about it.
Like, I learn to fly an dairplane.
It will fly perfectly normal until I SAY that I'm flying.
The moment I say taht I'm flying, Rule 22a kicks in, the engine cuts out, the flaps freeze, and the landing gear sticks.
And the parachute doesn't work..

(by way of example.)


5,032 posted on 11/14/2005 1:25:05 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare
Now, I understand why you can't dance! The next time you try, say to yourself, "I'm playing hockey" or something else not remotely connected with dancing and see how things work out.

Remember # 9 from Peter's Laws for The Creed of the Sociopathic Obsessive Compulsive: If you can't win, change the rules. And # 10: If you can't change the rules, then ignore them.

5,035 posted on 11/14/2005 1:31:33 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde; Monkey Face; fanfan

I thought that happened to everyone.Brings to mind Peter's Principle or something like that.


5,040 posted on 11/14/2005 1:32:39 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

LOL.

That was me learning to ride a bike.


I find it helps to know that you are under no obligation to believe in magic.


5,122 posted on 11/14/2005 3:25:08 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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