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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: EsmeraldaA

Maybe the typo virus has no effect on foreign languages.


5,001 posted on 11/14/2005 12:58:44 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde
Well,
Are you? A lucky guy, I mean?
5,002 posted on 11/14/2005 12:58:57 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: All

See y'all later.

:-)


5,003 posted on 11/14/2005 1:00:01 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Try it with castle, then: Caisteal. That's even worse. One could also try Tòrr, but I have to go now. (I kind liked Dunracketten, or just Dunracket.)


5,004 posted on 11/14/2005 1:00:49 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Monkey Face
5,000 posted on 11/14/2005 12:58:42 PM PST by Monkey Face
5,005 posted on 11/14/2005 1:01:33 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Maybe not on him, or well yes. One is very careful with that I guess...


5,006 posted on 11/14/2005 1:01:39 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face
Face!
The 5000 post, yeah baby!
5,007 posted on 11/14/2005 1:02:50 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: fanfan
I think that the weather personnel are in cahoots with big oil. That's my theory and I'm stickin' to it!

So long as everyone has appropriate clothing and my larder is well-stocked, I don't worry about weather overmuch.

5,008 posted on 11/14/2005 1:03:08 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

NOPE! ;)


5,009 posted on 11/14/2005 1:04:43 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

000's to you! Congrats!


5,010 posted on 11/14/2005 1:05:11 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: fanfan

'Bye, fanfan!


5,011 posted on 11/14/2005 1:05:43 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: sionnsar

I don't remember all the words, and the version in my head is a very loose translation I of the original. I have read more litteral ones:

Farewell now to Alba, high house of the sun,
farewell to the mountains, the cliff and the dun.
Dun Sweeny, adieu, for my love cannot stay,
and I may not tarry when love calls away.

(I don't remember much more, but it says farewell to all the places where she and Naoise had gone in Scotland right before they were to return to Ireland and the fate that awaited them).

As a teen, I used to sing it to the tune of Farewell to Tarwaithie, which it fit pretty well.


5,012 posted on 11/14/2005 1:06:25 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

LOL... If I had a dollar for every time I heard that...


5,013 posted on 11/14/2005 1:08:52 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: sionnsar

Awwww....
Thanks, sion! You da MAN!


5,014 posted on 11/14/2005 1:09:09 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Yes.
It is quite disturbing.
Like I'm stuck with it somehow on some cosmic level.


5,015 posted on 11/14/2005 1:09:54 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Oh no..


*sigh*

I am the Fountain of Bad Ideas.
Most of them uinintentional.


5,016 posted on 11/14/2005 1:10:40 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Dead Corpse

I suspect that an honest response on my part would get both of us in trouble, so I shall bite my tongue instead of yours! *wink*


5,017 posted on 11/14/2005 1:11:29 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Thanks, Es!

XO


5,018 posted on 11/14/2005 1:12:05 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde; Monkey Face; fanfan

Lucky?
Not really.

If I'm in a room with a bunch of lucky people, I'm the guy the anvil lands on.
If I'm in a room full of unlucky people, I'm unstoppable.
I am an inverse luck field I guess.


5,019 posted on 11/14/2005 1:12:12 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Thanks, Alice!
XO!


5,020 posted on 11/14/2005 1:13:08 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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