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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Dead Corpse

Hmm.. Black Pearl..
That works.


4,921 posted on 11/14/2005 11:44:23 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare
Wait a sec!
I just remember that you said once that Fridays were
your Mondays.

Anyway.....



This is Moonday.....
4,922 posted on 11/14/2005 11:49:14 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

The cow got hung up on the Moon?
*chuckle*


4,923 posted on 11/14/2005 11:50:48 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse

The Black Pearl not only works but rocks.


4,924 posted on 11/14/2005 11:51:45 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare
Not only that.
But she was mooing to it on a Moonday.
4,925 posted on 11/14/2005 11:54:04 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA; NicknamedBob; sionnsar

I've always liked the Black Pearl...


4,926 posted on 11/14/2005 11:54:15 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

LOL!


4,927 posted on 11/14/2005 11:57:44 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; sionnsar
Same here!
Of course there is always 'The Black Castle' or 'The Flying Pearl'

*giggles*
4,928 posted on 11/14/2005 11:59:11 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

LOL!

No matter what you call it, The Black Pearl will be The Flying Castle to me.


4,929 posted on 11/14/2005 12:00:42 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare
You are easily amused this mooney day......
4,930 posted on 11/14/2005 12:01:47 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face
My sentiments exactly!

Do you think it's a chick thing?

LOL!
4,931 posted on 11/14/2005 12:03:21 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

UTS Black Flying Pearl Cloud Castle Thingie


4,932 posted on 11/14/2005 12:03:26 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Only if prurience is involved.


4,933 posted on 11/14/2005 12:04:33 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Dang, Alice! Why are you always talking about something to eat?


4,934 posted on 11/14/2005 12:05:34 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Dead Corpse

There ya go!


4,935 posted on 11/14/2005 12:05:52 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Somewhat, yes.
;-)


4,936 posted on 11/14/2005 12:09:01 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Dead Corpse
Well!
I hope everybody is happy now, hum?
4,937 posted on 11/14/2005 12:09:43 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Ohhhhhhhhhhu
Whatever it takes.
It's Moonday!
4,938 posted on 11/14/2005 12:14:37 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darkchylde; EsmeraldaA; Darksheare
Handel, Bach, Vivaldi, Palestrina, Fauré....for all-around great music; for dancing (up close and personal) try Orchesta Baobab's Specialists in All Styles. Personally, some of the tracks are equally suited to vertical and horizontal dancing, if you catch my drift.
4,939 posted on 11/14/2005 12:15:08 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Darksheare

Fear can be a useful tool. Of course, if the voices ever make it unchaperoned to the powertool section of a hardware store, you're in deep doo doo....


4,940 posted on 11/14/2005 12:16:50 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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