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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: EsmeraldaA

Victoria and AAC went to bed.


4,821 posted on 11/13/2005 9:56:49 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

I know , I said good night.


4,822 posted on 11/13/2005 9:57:59 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Oh.

Now I'm confuzzled.


4,823 posted on 11/13/2005 9:58:32 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

I didn't went to bed,as you can see Darks. LOL!


4,824 posted on 11/13/2005 9:59:58 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

It wasn't so funny when I went to school like that. It only
cemented my title of "Freaky, Pale, Weird, Smart Girl".
Of course, noone understood my sense of humor to begin
with, so I shouldn't have been surprised they were downright
terrified of me when I showed up without having any sleep.

So.... yes, The Staring. That'd make a
great book title.... for.... some.... thing.


4,825 posted on 11/13/2005 10:01:54 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: EsmeraldaA

*startled jump, much liek a cat does when it finally realises you are right there after staring at you for ten minutes*


4,826 posted on 11/13/2005 10:02:42 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darkchylde
People are much more scared of smart girls.
I was very lucky.
Of course sometimes I could be pretty stupid.
4,827 posted on 11/13/2005 10:04:45 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

I should be offended or something.


4,828 posted on 11/13/2005 10:06:53 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

If you've ever seen the jump, it is amusing to see.


4,829 posted on 11/13/2005 10:08:00 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

Ohhh actually, I have!


4,830 posted on 11/13/2005 10:09:40 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

Sorry. IMO, Trent is, in his own mind, in a go-kart with no gas, eternally swirling in the vortex of his own tiolet-bowl-shaped navel. NIN's entire discography is summed up thus "I think I so suck, therefore everything else sucks worse".


4,831 posted on 11/13/2005 10:10:10 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: HKMk23

LOL, yes.
But the mental image of impending doom in a tiny go-cart about to be crushed by a Godzilla sized Hershey Kiss is massively hysterical.


4,832 posted on 11/13/2005 10:12:02 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

The missus cat Tristan does that jump.
He'll look at you, be perfectly okay, look away, and then snap his head back around as if he's just noticed you were there and then he runs off in abject fright.
THEN he comes back and acts all lovey..
..and repeats the process all over again.


4,833 posted on 11/13/2005 10:13:37 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

Is Tristan a black cat?


4,834 posted on 11/13/2005 10:16:36 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Yes.
And he is quite... odd.


4,835 posted on 11/13/2005 10:18:05 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I was a lazy student, they usually pointed out how
short, pale & thin I was as well as how weird my
sense of humor was & how much I kept to myself.


4,836 posted on 11/13/2005 10:18:26 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darksheare

HAHA! I must agree!


4,837 posted on 11/13/2005 10:22:18 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: Darksheare
Then it's quite the sight.
The jump and all.
4,838 posted on 11/13/2005 10:23:32 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: HKMk23

It is quite amusing.. and horrible at the same time.
That innocent Hershey Kiss rampaging down teh street..
All because of Trent.
*chuckle*


4,839 posted on 11/13/2005 10:23:59 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Yes.
And he has his eyes half closed when he looks at you, and then they snap open and he's all "Augh! Augh!"
And runs.


4,840 posted on 11/13/2005 10:25:26 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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