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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Irish_Thatcherite
The brain, huh?
That statement has possibilities.
I am not going there though.
4,381 posted on 11/13/2005 11:36:18 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Erm...last I heard, one cannot ride a bicycle and have sex at the same time...;o]


4,382 posted on 11/13/2005 11:37:14 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: King Prout

Computer: I fake my multiplexing.


4,383 posted on 11/13/2005 11:37:16 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face
Erm...last I heard, one cannot ride a bicycle and have sex at the same time...;o]

Use your imagination, or perhaps a Japanese game show....

4,384 posted on 11/13/2005 11:39:10 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan
It is not like tasty food is that hard to make. Right now I am making my six ingredient mess.

One can of corn, one can diced tomatoes, hamburger, onion and brown rice mixed together and topped with Worcestershire sauce.

It is so easy and so very yummy.

4,385 posted on 11/13/2005 11:39:15 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Darksheare; All

Au contraire!

That's what my DH thought. He wanted to watch a movie that night too, and was kinda ticked that I rented us a chick flick.

Needless to say, we weren't in the greatest mood when we put it on.

10 mins. later, we were both busting a gut, and it's now one of his favorite movies.

He still doesn't like chick flicks.




He is however, asking me to come outside and help winterize stuff, so I'll be back later.
:-)


4,386 posted on 11/13/2005 11:40:28 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: King Prout

When I'll grow up, I want to be you.


4,387 posted on 11/13/2005 11:40:48 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face

Uh... well, if you had a stationary bike or a bike built for two it would be possible. Sort of.


4,388 posted on 11/13/2005 11:41:34 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: EsmeraldaA; King Prout
And I am drinking coffee....

hehe hehe

Maybe I should switch.
4,389 posted on 11/13/2005 11:42:20 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: fanfan

I don't want to see men stripping.


4,390 posted on 11/13/2005 11:43:26 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Excuse me, but it would seem the object of both is to enjoy one's self.


4,391 posted on 11/13/2005 11:43:35 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan
I have seen both movies.

I hate The Jerk though *ducking*
4,392 posted on 11/13/2005 11:45:01 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Nah. Like I said...enjoyment.


4,393 posted on 11/13/2005 11:45:09 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Double the fun!!


4,394 posted on 11/13/2005 11:45:13 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face

Freddie Mercury: I like to ride my bicycle...


4,395 posted on 11/13/2005 11:46:48 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA

It has possibilities?


4,396 posted on 11/13/2005 11:47:38 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Not THAT kind of possibilities.....

Hehehe hehe
4,397 posted on 11/13/2005 11:50:36 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

I didn't mean THAT (naughty girl).


4,398 posted on 11/13/2005 11:58:02 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Sure! now I am the naughty one...

HELLO!!
4,399 posted on 11/13/2005 12:00:08 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

So I didn't.


4,400 posted on 11/13/2005 12:00:20 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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