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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Darksheare

Ninjas and gnomes - always a regular occurance.


4,361 posted on 11/13/2005 11:23:09 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

The last hospital I was in had EXCELLENT food! And even a pretty decent salad.


4,362 posted on 11/13/2005 11:24:07 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

One milk? One carton of milk?


4,363 posted on 11/13/2005 11:24:46 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Is why you said earlier " Don't add the milk and the sugar at the same time"

Because you do (not at the same time).
4,364 posted on 11/13/2005 11:25:44 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
LOL

Yeah, but salad, roughage....you'd think they would at least want to help you get better...but then hospitals are run by bureaucrats, aren't they?

4,365 posted on 11/13/2005 11:26:16 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I suspect we are having a semantic problem here.

the brain is capable of processing multiple independent inputs and processes simultaneously, partly as a result of its anatomy and hardwiring, partially as a result of higher synthetic division of labor.

the mind is not conducting rapid serial processing - it is accomplishing simultaneous parallel processing.

this is multitasking.


4,366 posted on 11/13/2005 11:26:50 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare
Specifically I mentioned ninjas getting my lawn gnome.

What are you going to do about it?

You can't have that happening.

4,367 posted on 11/13/2005 11:28:33 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

Thats a skill you never lose.

:-)


4,368 posted on 11/13/2005 11:29:36 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: EsmeraldaA

The brain multiplexes milk and sugar into the cup.


4,369 posted on 11/13/2005 11:30:16 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Yah...sorta like riding a bicycle and sex, huh? ;o]


4,370 posted on 11/13/2005 11:30:48 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; All
The Movie!


Have you not seen it either?

I can't believe this.


Have any of you seen the movie The Full Monty?
4,371 posted on 11/13/2005 11:31:27 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: King Prout

Parallel processing = multiplexing.


4,372 posted on 11/13/2005 11:31:39 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

It's not really a film for men.


4,373 posted on 11/13/2005 11:32:36 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Thats good!

You have good health care in the USA.

:-D


4,374 posted on 11/13/2005 11:33:16 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

I'll go get their lawn gnome.
And leave a twisted one in its place..


4,375 posted on 11/13/2005 11:33:30 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Monkey Face
Yah...sorta like riding a bicycle and sex, huh? ;o]

More multiplexing....

4,376 posted on 11/13/2005 11:33:56 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

I like snow, when the air is still and the snow is that dry stuff..


4,377 posted on 11/13/2005 11:34:10 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

FAKE parallel processing = multiplexing

REAL parallel processing = multitasking


4,378 posted on 11/13/2005 11:34:26 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Always, nad for some reason they like to hide behind my furniture.


4,379 posted on 11/13/2005 11:34:34 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: fanfan

Only in some hospitals. Most of the health care is overpriced, and difficult to get unless one has insurance up the wahzoo.


4,380 posted on 11/13/2005 11:35:49 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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