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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Darksheare; Irish_Thatcherite

You like comedy,

You really should rent both movies.


4,341 posted on 11/13/2005 11:02:46 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Checking the drying, brb.


4,342 posted on 11/13/2005 11:07:50 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Indeed!


4,343 posted on 11/13/2005 11:07:59 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: King Prout

Divisionof labour is not the debate - that's merely the function of a brawn - the brain can't really do several tasks all together - it has to cheat.


4,344 posted on 11/13/2005 11:09:55 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

I've seen The Jerk, what's the other film?


4,345 posted on 11/13/2005 11:10:59 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
I do drink tea....sometimes.

With lime and honey
4,346 posted on 11/13/2005 11:11:28 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA
I do drink tea....sometimes.

With lime and honey

Well, I take milk and sugar in mine!

4,347 posted on 11/13/2005 11:13:08 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Hospital food is deliberately awful so you have incentive to pack your bags and leave as quickly as possible.

At least that is my theory

4,348 posted on 11/13/2005 11:15:55 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: EsmeraldaA

The tune is best suited for dancing.. sorta.


4,349 posted on 11/13/2005 11:16:26 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Ohhhh so that is why.....

That is pretty much like coffee anyway (or the other way around?).
4,350 posted on 11/13/2005 11:16:37 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: fanfan

Okers..


4,351 posted on 11/13/2005 11:16:42 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Darksheare
The Full Monty

Darks mentioned garden gnomes.
4,352 posted on 11/13/2005 11:19:15 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I dunno, I think they kept me too long - generally speaking, my recovery really took hold when I got home.


4,353 posted on 11/13/2005 11:19:39 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darksheare
Really ? What kind of dancing?

The kind you say *my knees won't help, sorry*.
Or the kind that you can't help yourself and just move.

LOL!
4,354 posted on 11/13/2005 11:19:49 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: fanfan; Irish_Thatcherite

Specifically I mentioned ninjas getting my lawn gnome.
;-)


4,355 posted on 11/13/2005 11:20:14 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

I like to see snow on the mountains, but I don't want to walk in it or drive in it, although I know how to do both quite well. ;o]


4,356 posted on 11/13/2005 11:20:30 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan
The Full Monty - suggestion or proposition>
4,357 posted on 11/13/2005 11:21:05 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA

That is why... what?


4,358 posted on 11/13/2005 11:21:56 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

One milk and one level tsp. sugar in a big mug, at least twice every morning.

Salada tea.
("That..saa....lada tea!")

You?


4,359 posted on 11/13/2005 11:22:40 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Don't let your pride get in the way of common sense. Head injuries are not something to play with. One of the reasons they told you not to work or drink I'm sure, was in case of dizzyness. Don't take a chance with your life. At least call them and tell them.


4,360 posted on 11/13/2005 11:22:44 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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