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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Darksheare

I don't know.


4,201 posted on 11/12/2005 8:54:00 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Darksheare
What about chocolate? One can be nice too, you know.
4,202 posted on 11/12/2005 8:54:08 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

"Hunh? Voices? Where?!" -voice 1

"They aren't getting my drink!" -voice 2


4,203 posted on 11/12/2005 8:55:45 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: tuliptree76

Well, I'll say they are stupid.
I'm certain my opinion of them will drop further.


4,204 posted on 11/12/2005 8:57:01 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

That would be bribery, so yes.


4,205 posted on 11/12/2005 8:57:19 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: NicknamedBob; tuliptree76; Irish_Thatcherite; Darksheare; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
Speaking of which. My multitasking skills are non existent tonight. LOL!
4,206 posted on 11/12/2005 9:01:21 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Ack!

My multitude of tasks have formed a gang!


4,207 posted on 11/12/2005 9:05:07 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Darksheare
Very convenient.....

First the voices and then "you are doom if multitasking"

Sure......
4,208 posted on 11/12/2005 9:06:14 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare
Well, we could do the torture thing.

Ideas.....
4,209 posted on 11/12/2005 9:07:28 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

The voices tell me to do thngs, horrible things..

"We do not!" -voice 1

"Check out the chihuahua over there.. wouldn't it look funny with a buzz cut?" -voice 2


4,210 posted on 11/12/2005 9:08:03 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Bribery works much better.


4,211 posted on 11/12/2005 9:08:20 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare; EsmeraldaA

I usually can multitask. However, I think that I'm slowing down tonight.


4,212 posted on 11/12/2005 9:08:44 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob
You are good as long as they don't 'Rap'.

LOL!
4,213 posted on 11/12/2005 9:08:46 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: tuliptree76

I can't multitask, I try and I am 'out'..


4,214 posted on 11/12/2005 9:09:29 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: tuliptree76

nope - fell asleep in my tub.

then... got my Full Metal fix.

now... bed.

some rampaging heterosexual, I, eh?


4,215 posted on 11/12/2005 9:10:01 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: EsmeraldaA
"You are good as long as they don't 'Rap'. "

I took care of that.

I don't use word-wrap.

4,216 posted on 11/12/2005 9:11:11 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: King Prout

huh?

Good night, KP.


4,217 posted on 11/12/2005 9:12:26 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: King Prout; EsmeraldaA; tuliptree76
"now... bed."

In the hierarchy of all things male, that doesn't sound too bad at the moment.

Good Night, Folks!

4,218 posted on 11/12/2005 9:13:34 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Good night, Bob.


4,219 posted on 11/12/2005 9:14:46 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Darksheare

Blame it on the voices Darks, we know different...


4,220 posted on 11/12/2005 9:15:29 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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