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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Zeros be gone!!


4,101 posted on 11/12/2005 4:45:37 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Can I help it if I like men? ;P


4,102 posted on 11/12/2005 4:46:00 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: fanfan
Are you feeling 'at home' yet?
You survived your trip..., and the food......lol,....what an experience , the memories must be priceless.

Hi, fanfan! Yes, very much 'home' and with over two months until the next planned trip! Woo-hoo!!! Of course, there's all the yardwork waiting...

Pictures... I'll have to look through them a bit.

4,103 posted on 11/12/2005 4:47:34 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: sionnsar

I didn't know. As it is, I've yet to be able to find one of the bars in this bloody castle. I still haven't had my vodka gimlet! I'm 24 hours overdue.


4,104 posted on 11/12/2005 4:47:36 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hah! You've been had, my lad! The 00's are baaaaaaack!


4,105 posted on 11/12/2005 4:49:09 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: tuliptree76
Awww. I'm sorry TT.





Maybe this will get your mind off things.
;-)


It's a tax-table



4,106 posted on 11/12/2005 4:51:51 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

AAAaaaaah! My eyes! My eyes!


4,107 posted on 11/12/2005 4:52:23 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I'm doing a pizza - I'll eat it then, and maybe those evil z-ros will be gone!


4,108 posted on 11/12/2005 4:54:21 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Can I help it if I notice that?


4,109 posted on 11/12/2005 4:55:20 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

The Tax Table.

The most dangerous type of table ever built.

Greater men than , well, other great men, and great women too, have fallen before the wrath of the dreaded tax table.

*gasp*


4,110 posted on 11/12/2005 4:58:43 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Irish, there are certain terms in Irish english that may not translate accurately into American english.

For instance, "I'm doing a...." can have a decidedly lewd connotation, especially to a prurient reader such as myself. And then, to compound the lewdness, you're going "to eat it".

I am LMAO!!!!

Give me a minute to recover....

4,111 posted on 11/12/2005 4:59:12 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: fanfan

Give me a few minutes. I have an odd assortment of photos to prepare and post.


4,112 posted on 11/12/2005 5:00:53 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Nope! I'm not bashful about admiring the male of the species in general, and a few prime specimens specifically.


4,113 posted on 11/12/2005 5:01:03 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: fanfan

The tax table should be abolished, or, at least, removed to another, less frequented room of the castle.


4,114 posted on 11/12/2005 5:02:01 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: sionnsar
You deserve some time off.

Enjoy every minute of it.



:-D
4,115 posted on 11/12/2005 5:04:00 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

4,116 posted on 11/12/2005 5:12:02 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Here you see the end result of our traditional Korean dinner one night. It was good thing they were taking away most of the bowls during the dinner, because there simply would not have been room for them all!

BTW, you can't see it in this photo, but we're all sitting on little mats on the floor. It was difficult for us Westerners.

You also can't see the steel chopsticks with rectangular cross-section handles. Gave me fits. I do fine with Japanese and Chinese chopsticks, but it was very difficult to get control of these.

Also difficult is their tradition of everyone eating out of the same bowls. They sometimes yield to Westerners on this, but not this night.
4,117 posted on 11/12/2005 5:17:20 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Irish_Thatcherite
That was one of my favorite shows broadcast on PBS when I still had an operable television set.

In fact, some of the best programming I've seen has come from the BBC Entertainment division, e.g. The Diary of Adrian Moll, H2g2, The Young Ones-and its offshoot, The Alexei Sayles Show-along with a host of genuinely fascinating films.

4,118 posted on 11/12/2005 5:19:14 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: fanfan

What a pal! What a pal! *slurp, glug, glug*


4,119 posted on 11/12/2005 5:20:32 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: fanfan

Thanks fanfan.


4,120 posted on 11/12/2005 5:22:23 PM PST by tuliptree76
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