For instance, "I'm doing a...." can have a decidedly lewd connotation, especially to a prurient reader such as myself. And then, to compound the lewdness, you're going "to eat it".
I am LMAO!!!!
Give me a minute to recover....
I meant I was cooking it in the microwave, and I ingested by place a piece in my mouth and chewed it, then swallowed it, then repeated the ingesting process again.
ALICE!! What's wrong? You've gone all red!!