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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Alice au Wonderland

This
was my last 45 minutes. Its a hell of a workout after a 50 hour week but my hips and back already feel better!!
3,881 posted on 11/11/2005 8:13:48 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: Delta 21

Hi, Delta!
I've never liked Ali mcGraw. She has never been a "real" actor. She has hammed up every scene she's been in.
But it's all OK!


3,882 posted on 11/11/2005 8:17:47 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Delta 21

...as everyone shuffles off to bed. I thought I rolled up the styreets early! Geeez.


3,883 posted on 11/11/2005 8:19:22 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: Delta 21

Hey! You got 3883! Whataguy!


3,884 posted on 11/11/2005 8:21:28 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Was she in a movie with Steve McQueen? Outlaws running to Mexico or some such? Ill think of the name of it in a few minutes......

We were talking yoga earlier and this is my newest dvd. She is playing herself and doing a few yoga routines. She is pretty limber and the video is cool and was filmed in White Sands (my old stomping grounds). If you want an exertin45 minutes of meditative yoga you should give it a try. I have even sat and watched the video a few times just to take in the scenery.


3,885 posted on 11/11/2005 8:22:59 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: Monkey Face

Im glad someone is keeping track!


3,886 posted on 11/11/2005 8:23:51 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: Delta 21

She was, at one time, married to Steve McQueen. I just can't recall when. I don't thing she can, either...
She's got a butt I would kill to have...mine is flat...like an Indian butt...;o]


3,887 posted on 11/11/2005 8:26:21 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

It was "The Getaway".


3,888 posted on 11/11/2005 8:26:46 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: Delta 21

And LOOK! You got a triple 8!


3,889 posted on 11/11/2005 8:30:11 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Have you ever heard of colloidal silver?


3,890 posted on 11/11/2005 8:40:31 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: Tulsa Brian; Happygal; Colosis; fanfan
No amount of reason offered by anyone makes a dent in his opinions concerning terrorism in your country.

True, all he can do is engage in childish name calling.... hmmm, DU might suit him better!!

3,891 posted on 11/12/2005 3:55:11 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Anoreth and I are hoping someone will invent a flashing SARCASM! hologram, that will appear over our heads so that we don't spend all our time explaining things.


3,892 posted on 11/12/2005 4:29:39 AM PST by Tax-chick (I'm not being paid enough to worry about all this stuff ... so I don't.)
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To: Tax-chick

Good Morning, T-C!

I'm heading off to cover for Saturday opening, but I'll check in later.

Don't bother trying to clean up the place, we'll just test-fire an engine through the corridors later.


3,893 posted on 11/12/2005 4:47:11 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Morning, Bob! I'm off soon to wait in line at the Post Office and the Wal-mart. Have a nice day!


3,894 posted on 11/12/2005 4:48:52 AM PST by Tax-chick (I'm not being paid enough to worry about all this stuff ... so I don't.)
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To: Delta 21

"Have you ever heard of colloidal silver?"

Yes. My sister talkes about it all the time, but it will be a while before I can get any. Why?


3,895 posted on 11/12/2005 6:33:05 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

You're up early!


3,896 posted on 11/12/2005 6:37:15 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Tax-chick

I keep hoping someone will invent the transporter. Hey, they've invented "transparent aluminum", can the transporter be that far behind?


3,897 posted on 11/12/2005 7:50:28 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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Good morning, everyone!

Just popping in quickly before I'm off to the swimathon.

What is colloidal silver and why would anyone ingest it?

3,898 posted on 11/12/2005 7:53:13 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Yah...I didn't go to bed when I should have last night, so I didn't sleep well. I sat up and watched Veteran's Day movies.

How are you feeling today?


3,899 posted on 11/12/2005 7:54:40 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

A transporter would be even more useful than a visible sarcasm indicator :-).


3,900 posted on 11/12/2005 7:56:01 AM PST by Tax-chick (I'm not being paid enough to worry about all this stuff ... so I don't.)
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